Joey the Schmuck 3

Author: possums

Date: February 16, 2005

by possums
2-16-05
You wanna know what your problem is, Joey? You're a real fuckin' schmuck, that's what.
Says you! You're my fuckin' lawyer. Real respectable practice that is! Who're you to call me a schmuck?
I'm one to call you a fuckin' two-bit piece o' shit asshole schmuck when some fatass lady comes to my door with a fuckin' lawsuit for child molestation!
You're one to talk.
Hey, just because I reamed the asshole of a five-year old kid with a pair of pliers don't mean that I'm a molester.
Just a schmuck.