Figment-4

Author: prussell11

Date: April 28, 2006

by prussell11
4-28-06
No one wants an imaginary friend. I'd cry but I have no hands to hold a kleenex.
Hey, I feel for you. I used to have a friend named Calvin. It was great.
Then, after ten freakin' years, the "artist" retires. Just like that, I'm out of a job.
What have you been doing since?
I've been trying to infiltrate another comic strip. That's how I found you. By the way, I could have told you that you couldn't blow yourself up.