All comics by quickstrike

 

by quickstrike
4-07-07
Inside IRC room #coverup
Great, so it's settled.
No one beyond this IRC chatroom will know the secret!
So how do we cover up so no one knows?
Hmmm
Enter MACI...
You boys wanna see what's under this trenchcoat?

 

by quickstrike
4-07-07
Space Civilizations, turn 211...
Baller101: That's it, I gave you a chance. I even sent you a peace treaty. Now feel my raft!!
Minkis: LOL raft...sending attack order...
Turn 212, Baller101's planet...
Turn 213....
Thanks, that was my first battle. I sent you a peace treaty. You're strong, let's protect each other man.
Minkis: aye

 

by quickstrike
4-07-07
We take a look at a common SpaceCiv forum thread...
Newbie: ....and we need video on the spaceships to make it feel like Star Trek, and lasers, and photon torpedos, and..
... bizarre planets, asteroids, black holes, and last but not least, quasars. Man, that would be so awesome!
Erwin: Ok, well it looks like most of these things are gonna be low priority.
All right, Scotty, beam me up!
Who the hell was that guy?

 

by quickstrike
4-07-07
Hey how's it goin.
Oh not too bad. My name is Earl.
My name is Felix, but my friends call me 'quickstrike'.
Why do they call you quickstri...

 

by quickstrike
4-10-07
Erwin: Ok good...starvation loophole has now been fixed
Patch File Upload: Complete
In a dark basement...
Astax: Uhh....WTF just happened?
On one of Astax's planets...
YA! We don't have to eat each each other anymore!! Give me five!
....I'll give you more

 

by quickstrike
4-10-07
Space Civilizations...Military Camp..
Admiral, we've received orders to proceed with the battle.
Right.
Soldier! Man that scout ship over there and fly it directly into that planet. We need to know how much Planetary Defense it has.
You serious? I was just drafted two hours ago...
RED ALERT! Ship Damage CRITICAL.
Why couldn't they have researched scanning?!?

 

by quickstrike
4-10-07
Astax, how does it feel to conquer all of Galaxy 13?
Oh not so fast Steve, I still have a fleet to fight against bob_ninja.
BRING IT ON!!!
In today's news, bob_ninja lasted a record 3 turns against the dominating fleet of Astax...

 

by quickstrike
4-10-07
Inside IRC room #spaceciv..
quickstrike: Are you kidding me? "Bleach" is an awesome anime!
Kazagistar: Not as good as "Death Note". Just look at the character development..
Well what about the storyline?
The storyline is too unrealistic. The first 10 episodes were so....
Pratap: Does QS and Kaz talk about anything OTHER than anime? It's like they have no lives.
Minkis: aye

 

by quickstrike
4-10-07
An experience Space Civilization player hard at work...
YES! Finally done...I precisely tuned this governor the way I want.
Now all I need to do is assign it to all my planets....
Synchronizing Data?

 

by quickstrike
4-10-07
Somewhere in Europe...
Erwin: Ok guys, it looks like the server costs are a bit too much for me to handle.
Is there anything that us players can do?
I'm gonna need for all of you to sell your souls to me.
Sure thing Erwin! This game is awesome! Anything for SpaceCiv!
In a fiery pit...
Lord diglis, everything is going according to your plan.
Excellent

 

by quickstrike
4-23-07
Hillside Mental Rehab
Erwin: What is this place?
This facility was constructed to help those addicted to SpaceCiv. We help modertae their intake.
Newbie: I need........ I need more ........ SPACECIV! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!
Ok sir, calm down. We'll give you your fix, but remember...always in moderation.
5 minutes later...
Ok, next patient!
Astax: You have that in pill form?

 

by quickstrike
5-22-07
Curbing Super Empires thread...
Gedrin: ..so I can have 'allies' fork over systems? Kaz:No, the answer is reputation. We need to change the formula. quickstrike: It's all about intent. bob_ninja: No, we need to control inactivity.
Erwin: Guys, we gotta come up with some solution.
Later that day, somewhere in Canada...
Minkis: God, I'm tired. That was a long day at work. Let's see how my SpaceCiv is doing...
Logging in...... Account: DELETED
Private Message...
WTF is going on here?!
It was decided that someone is considered "INACTIVE" if they don't log in every other turn.

 

by quickstrike
6-06-07
Kazagistar: Ok, I got it. Let's do a "Paste It" game.

 

by quickstrike
6-06-07
SpaceCiv, Galaxy 10, Turn 570
Gedrin: Great! So the alliance of 5 is assembled to take down quickstrike and Satai. On my orders I want you all to attack.
bob_ninja: I'll go freakin NUTS!
gingerbill: You got it
roanoke314: Finally, some action.
OMG, where's Rollio?? Anyone seen Rollio lately?
Rollio: Baby, why are you so upset? You said you wanted a bigger one...

 

by quickstrike
6-11-07
SpaceCiv Forum
Gedrin: So, that's my idea guys. What do you all think?
Submitting...
Logging out...... ........................... Logging in user: uncountednose
uncountednose: Great idea, Gedrin! You come up with THE best ideas!
Submitting...

 

by quickstrike
6-12-07
SpaceCiv, Galaxy 32, Turn 200
Phew, just finished building the farm. What's next on the queue?
WTF. Is it me or do you feel the ground shaking?
Holy crap! It's the end of the world!!
OMG, We're gonna die!
Erwin: Hmm...the server crashed again.

 

by quickstrike
6-12-07
SpaceCiv, Galaxy 32, Turn 0
Whoa, where am I? Who are you? Wait...who am I?!
I don't know. Where did we come from??
1 hour later..
I guess that makes sense. What do you think this "God" looks like?
Probably a long white beard, white garments, and sits at His throne in Heaven protecting all that is good and innocent.
Somewhere in Austria...
Erwin: Sweet, I found the enchanted sword.
Honey, dinner's ready!

 

by quickstrike
6-13-07
Somewhere in Austria...
Erwin: My girlfriend always catches me laughing at these comics! LOL!
Forum Users: A girlfriend? cool... What do you all enjoy doing?
Oh, you know, the usual...
You ready?
I....I guess...

 

by quickstrike
6-19-07
...so then I started renaming planets and systems to ridicule him. So, Lord, can you help me defeat my enemy?
What do you think?
Dude, I can't go. The game is about to start... ................................ Do whatever you want.
Let's rock & roll...
awesome

 

by quickstrike
6-19-07
What's up with Rollio?
ehh..he kinda got a big head now that he's Rank 3 in the Hall of Fame..
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

 

by quickstrike
6-19-07
SpaceCiv Forum
Erwin: Ok guys, new feature! Our new feature is **********. Hope you all enjoy!
Gedrin: Wow, great feature Erwin! But I think it needs some tweaking using the following equation...
UN: Wow, awesome feature! Gedrin, I think you're equation should be logrithmic, and also we need a ceiling on score to prevent...
Kaz: Wow, nice feature Erwin! But I think we should have it decay over time. We can't let players....
many, MANY posts later...
...my concern is if a new player joins 1,000 different galaxies at once.
Ahh, you're right. I forgot about that scenario...

 

by quickstrike
6-28-07
OMG...no!
This can't be happening!
Honey, wake up! You were having a nightmare.
Oh thank, goodness. I drempt all the bugs were fixed in SpaceCiv.
Wait a minute.......... I thought you WANTED all the bugs to be fixed?
You kidding? If I fixed all the bugs, everyone would want me to implement their new features.

 

by quickstrike
6-28-07
We take a look at a common SpaceCiv Forum user...
Refresh!
No new posts..
Several Hours later...
Refresh..
Refresh..
Several MORE Hours later....
Refresh..
1 new post! Reply...

 

by quickstrike
7-02-07
SpaceCiv Suggestion Thread
Newbie: In this description box, it should say "you're" instead of "your".
Ahh, the great outdoors! This vacation is so wonderful..... What about all the SpaceCiv posts.
Don't worry. I wrote some code a while back to take care of things like this. It's kinda like a virtual answering machine.
Interesting point. This sounds simple, but in fact, it could get complicated to implement. Dynamic memory alloca................. Overall, I'd rather fix a few bugs before adding anything new.
??

 

by quickstrike
7-02-07
4:34 AM
Azilarir: *yawns* Must....check....... all my....galaxies...
8:10 AM
*yawns* I'm so tired...
Perhaps you should stop playing that game? Your work performance has been declining.
As a self-proclaimed beta tester, I have a duty to uphold. The community, nay, the world depends on me performing the hell out of this software!
......

 

by quickstrike
7-02-07
Azilarir: ...you see..as you post more on the forums, your forum-rank goes higher. Right now, I'm at 'Conqueror'.
Is there a 'Master'?
Um...not sure... maybe
So if you get 'Master', technically, you'd be a Master Beta-Tester right?
yes
*giggles*

 

by quickstrike
7-16-07

 

by quickstrike
7-16-07
Sorry for staring, but I've never seen an alien before.
It's kinda weird.
If you think THAT'S weird...
Hey guys, check out these cute birds on webcam! I recommend the swallows.

 

by quickstrike
7-16-07
My client wants a plea bargain...
4 years with 200 hours of community service.
Mr. Kelly, how does that sound?
My client says 'No'.

 

by quickstrike
7-16-07
Yea, they call me "admiral moo".
Admiral moo? I like the sound of that.
So sweetie, describe yourself a little bit...
Well I have short brown hair, big brown eyes, and I'm REALLY horny...
How about you?

 

by quickstrike
7-16-07
So, how do you like the title "admiral moo"?
It's MOO-tastic!
Have you ever thought about doing standup comedy?
No, should I?!
No.

 

by quickstrike
7-21-07
SpaceCiv is awesome.
Hey, get off my computer.
Hold on.... I'm checking my account. ................................ WTF! Someone's attacking my system!
Quick, scorch everything!
My bad, I thought you said "torch."

 

by quickstrike
7-21-07
Records indiate this guy died from playing too much SpaceCiv.
Mmm, that's sad.
Yea I know, I could have used those planets.

 

by quickstrike
7-21-07
Records indicate this guy died from playing too much SpaceCiv.
pwned
What place did he finish?
Last
double pwnage

 

by quickstrike
7-21-07
I would appreciate a Linux version of SpaceCiv.
Well, at the moment, there isn't enough demand for it.
I have it listed as low-priority right now.
Here's 5 bucks
Welcome to high-priority

 

by quickstrike
7-21-07
You done yet?
Almost..
So did you get another comic idea?
Another what?

 

by quickstrike
7-21-07
I can drink anyone under the table.
Is that a challenge?
Several hours later..
Ready...2...3...1..chug!
It's teabagging time.

 

by quickstrike
7-22-07
Why are you working on a Linux version of SpaceCiv? That isn't part of the plan.
Well, he slipped me 5 big ones.
$500?
No, 5 bucks
*slaps foreheard*
Dude, that's like 5 double cheeseburgers.

 

by quickstrike
7-22-07
5 double cheeseburgers?? You could have gotten over 100 "cheeseburgers" if you wanted.
Why would I want over 100 cheeseburgers? The most I can eat is 5.
*slaps forehead* nevermind
What?..... Can you eat more than 5?
I'm leaving
Wait...can you?

 

by quickstrike
7-28-07
"Dear SpaceCiv player. Your galaxy server will be down a few hours for minor updates."
What's SpaceCiv?

 

by quickstrike
7-28-07
Quick! Go get me a dictionary!
Why?
Gedrin wrote a post, and I can't understand it.

 

by quickstrike
7-31-07
SpaceCiv Player
Cool, I just built a university on my planet!
Hmmm, why is my science output so low?
On the planet...
Check it out! The prof is about to do a kegstand!
Let's do this..

 

by quickstrike
7-31-07
Please, I'll do anything!
......
*ANYTHING*
Anything?
There! I got high score..
Sweeeet, put my initials in..

 

by quickstrike
7-31-07
You sure there isn't *ANYTHING* I can do?
......
*ANYTHING*
Anything?
Happy Halloween! Welcome to the party, Gary!
Thanks! There's actually two of us..

 

by quickstrike
7-31-07
SpaceCiv Player
Cool, I just built an automated factory on my planet!
Hmmm, why is my production output so low?
On the planet...
What's wrong?
We just upgraded to Windows Vista.

 

by quickstrike
8-01-07
Yea, that's right. I got high score!
Check it out for yourself...BIATCH!
Who's "P.I.G."?
wtf

 

by quickstrike
8-08-07
I agree.
Yea me too.
Who are they?
Oh, that's just TPG and SM. I'm not sure which is which.
LOL
LOL

 

by quickstrike
8-15-07
Mmmm, this salad dressing is amazing.
Thanks. The secret is the olive oil.
Extra virgin?
Of course.
Did somebody call me?

 

by quickstrike
8-15-07
SpaceCiv Newbie FAQ Board
Newbie: I'm having trouble logging in. Can anyone help me?
Update your graphics drivers.
Press CTRL+ALT+SHIFT.
Try deleting your cookies.
Get a new computer.

 

by quickstrike
8-15-07
SpaceCiv Player: Denisius
Reply: LOL ............... Reply: Cool............... Reply: Sweet............ Reply: Nice!.............. Reply: Me too! .........
Phew, 100 posts. My rank should go up now. Finally, I can play with the big boys.
wtf

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