Before He was Satan, He Sold Used Cars

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 24, 2009

by ragu4u
10-24-09
You told me I could have all the sex I wanted when I sold you my soul, so I did.
Yeah, so what about it?
Well, I'm not having any sex at all, now!
Obviously, you didn't read the fine print. The sex begins only if you move to a leper colony.
But who reads the fine print?
Nobody! Bwahahaha!