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by rancor
11-15-02
Rancor just hammered a nail into his head but doesn't know it. He is going to check with kryp to see if there really is one in his head.
I think there is a nail stuck in my head, kryp. Is there?
No, there isn't. Don't worry.
Then Rancor asks Jedi...
Is there a nail stuck in my head, Jedi?
Nope, don't think so.
Maybe Solid Cake will know the answer...
Any chance you can see a nail in my head, cake?
I'M A FAG

 

by rancor
11-15-02
Rancor is going to eat another little asian girl...
I'm going to eat you little asian girl...
No please don't.
Rancor trys to get the little aisan girl to come inside...
Why don't you come inside my house little asian girl...
I don't think so.. I mean, you want to eat me...
Rancor shuts the door, and it ready to eat...
What makes you think that little asian girl...
Well before you said that you were gonna... Hey! Why are you coming closer, and closer?!?

 

by rancor
11-15-02
Something fishy is a going down in the artic west...
Did I just fart?
Who cares? I have a fucking nail in my head
Kryp hits on rancor...
So how bout them lakers???
Ketchup or mustard?
Kryp is owned....
Are you gay?
No... Owned!!!

 

by rancor
11-15-02
The alien comes in peace... But Gabe's a stupid fucker...
I come in peace....
Fuck you!
Gabe is ready to kick some alien ass...
I said I come in peace dumbass... Don't make me hurt you.
I'll kick your ass!
Gabe gets his ass kicked...
I told you so, dumbass.
I ahhhhhh.... Let you win.

 

by rancor
11-16-02
let's see what they have to say...
yo
true dat homie
exciting converstaion...
what up?
nothing
wow...
wasssssssssup
that is so one year ago

 

by rancor
11-16-02
halloween
i'm a cigerette
want a cookie?
where the hell is this comic going...
dude that was my halloween costume
oh was it...
it's all fucked anyway... who needs narration..
i'm pondering
die...

 

by rancor
11-16-02
what the fuck..
boo! i am the ghost of jesus
shut up
this means nothing....
see?
no, no i don't.
ahhhhhhhh
i am turned the other way because you people are huting my feelings...
homosexual = you

 

by rancor
11-17-02
So... Are we going to kill some people or what?
I think that is necessary.
I say we kill that guy over there.You see him?
Yeah I see him, I'll take care of it...
I'm going to be killing you now...
Shit.

 

by rancor
11-17-02
I comand you to die..... NOW!
I don't think I like that idea.
Shit.. I turned another one into a pimp..I'll try again... BAM
Yo man foo' you ain't be making me dieing.
Fuck it.

 

by rancor
11-17-02
UH-OH
why don't I have a cock?
I bit it off.
it all makes sense....
why the fuck did you do that? and when?
when we where having hot man sex
ahhhhhhhhhh
now i'm sad
i'm guess there isn't going to be any more sex?

 

by rancor
11-18-02
exciting!!!!
hello
ho ho ho
dangerous!!!
crazy!!!
www.shitcity.com
k

 

by rancor
11-18-02
starting interview with yuna
what up?
not much
middle of interview with yuna
THIS IS GREAT STUFF!!! *takes notes*
ok...
ending interview with yuna
bye
bye. *runs away scared*

 

by rancor
11-18-02
wow...
yo
cool...
no way...
hi

 

by rancor
11-19-02
kryp and rancor went to heaven but they fucked up because they are supposed to go to hell... now they're in hell...
so heaven fucked up on us?
dude you got fucked not fair, who did it?
confusion insues...
you got fucked too dumbass
fuck must have been jedi i didnt feel a thing...
must...kill...jedi...
lets kill jedi... and rape him up the ass...
you kill and i rape, or we just rape him... it will save time and energy

 

by rancor
11-20-02
it's darc.....
hi i'm darc, a pink donkey
who the fuck asked for your life story?
i can see this is going no where...
i don't know... are you gay?
yes, yes i am
ok now this is just retarded...
do you want to fuck?
i'm not going to fuck a donkey.......... ok, i'm desperate. fuck me

 

by rancor
11-21-02
death of a jedi
ok so now we are here... lets find this prison bait and rape i mean rape him... =o
good idea but instead of raping him lets rape him I mean kill him... wait no, rape him
After splitting up Rancor meets jedi...
want to have a lightsabar battle with our dicks???
no, instead, i'll masturbate to kryp raping, i mean raping you
Good vs. Evil... Rancor is sitting in the back ground whacking it to www.shitcity.com
so kryp..we finally met. wait, we've met before... anyways, what i'm trying to say is... i'm pregnant... PULL MY FINGER...
I will so kill you... click here... www.shitcity.com... OWNED... *jedi dies...*

 

by rancor
11-21-02
death of a jedi
ok so now we are here... lets find this prison bait and rape i mean rape him... =o
good idea but instead of raping him lets rape him I mean kill him... wait no, rape him
After splitting up Rancor meets jedi...
want to have a lightsabar battle with our dicks???
no, instead, i'll masturbate to kryp raping, i mean raping you
Good vs. Evil... Rancor is sitting in the back ground whacking it to www.shitcity.com
so kryp..we finally met. wait, we've met before... anyways, what i'm trying to say is... i'm pregnant... PULL MY FINGER...
I will so kill you... click here... www.shitcity.com... OWNED... *jedi dies...*

 

by rancor
12-27-02
hello
i'm a boy
lier!
hi
ph33r me, n00b
kthx bai
yo
grrrr
wtf?

 

by rancor
1-24-03
skagg and dragonx find out a mysterious question that has revealed scientists for centuries...
dude.. we have 5 fingers!!!
holy shit dude!! your right.. maybe we should tell people..
should or should they not tell people.. that is the question…
DUDE!! WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS A SECRET! i mean, think of the controversy...
dude you are like so right... but dude, why do they can them fingers, i never see them fing...
look at those fingers fing!!!!
yeah i know dude...
WAIT NO THEY'RE FINGING RIGHT NOW DUDE!!!

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