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by random_penname2
8-05-05
So. This is Jason and me.
You know, all that full frontal male nudity really made watching "The Scarlet Letter" worth it.
Ooer, yeah.
Gary Oldman is way sexy.
Verger, Leon, Sirius, Ros and Gil, Comissioner Gordon, Rev. Dimsdale...and such pretty eyes, too.
We have fun together.
Is it strange that I'm the one saying this all out loud?
*Shrug* I'm just here for eye candy.

 

by random_penname2
8-05-05
Right. This is Leah..
Okay, I'm gonna say that it's...Legolas?
HAHA! You lose! It was Aragorn! So, okay, about this next one, is it Merry?
We play LOTR trivial pursuit.
No, it's definitely Pippin.
That's complete B.S. I need the green wedge, Leah! Cut me a break here! I'm losing!
Ah, girl friends..
....I <3 Kitties...
Me too. Let's never argue again.

 

by random_penname2
8-05-05
This is me and Smurfy.
I always get lost in this neighborhood.
Well, okay, we're supposed to turn right here.
LEFT? DID YOU SAY LEFT?!
No, right, turn...oh, crap, Smurfy.
Yeah. He is.
Great. Now we're lost. And it's your fault.
....Is he serious with that?

 

by random_penname2
8-05-05
This is David, aka Dave-O.
Heyo.
Our conversations range from the serious...
The way I see it, if I care enough about someone, that should be enough. I'm an asshole because I care. As long as people try, they can see past that to my sweet chocolate inner coating.
Well, that's true. But you have to admit, sometimes people will find that exterior intimidating enough to not *want* to try. That's the flaw, here.
...well, to the whatever the hell this is.
..So. Hawt pix!?
Ooh, yeah. Just let me log into photobucket..

 

by random_penname2
8-05-05
So, Kate. About that ring...
...What did you do to it?
Dude, just tell her the truth. It can't get any worse than the fact that I took it off of your finger with skeleton power in exchange for the immediate harvesting of your soul, now can it?
Well, I guess...when you put it that way...
Kate, the ring...well, to make a long story short, it's not coming back. See, the skeleton power consumed it into the flames of Hell. And no, I'm not lying.
*Sob*

 

by random_penname2
8-05-05
Me and Blake circa August 2004.
WHOMG, EVIL DEAD!
WHOMG, ALIEN VS. PREDATOR!
Me and Blake circa February 2005.
WHOMG, TIC TACS!
WHOMG, COLOGNE!
Me and Blake, circa now. It's a simple relationship, really.
WHOMG, CUBE!
WHOMG, PAUL, PAUL, INTERPOL!

 

by random_penname2
8-07-05
Meet....my mother.
Hey Kate! Do you think that Sir Oliver and Chris and the other kid would let you come hang out with them in case you go insane soon from living with the Geezars?
Well, I don't know Mom..I think that dancing for scraps and saying "Please, sir, can I have some more?" is a lot more preferrable to the alternative.
...
You know, hearing you say, "We're not gonna eat for the next week, so you'll have to go hunt some squirrel in order to survive."
Chris gave me some props afterward.
That deserves some dap. *Dap*
*Daps back* Thanks, man.

 

by random_penname2
8-07-05
So, after the great dog attack of last week, I was telling the story at my cousin's birthday party.
So, basically, I threw the dog outside and then tended to my wounds. I showed my arm to Chris just to get a second opinion..
Eh? What'd he say?
So, Chris saw an opportunity for mischief. I joined in.
Well Mom, first I fashioned a sling from the upholstery, then I exhumed some of Hiboux's animal skulls and fashioned a totem for the healing ceremony.
Ah yes. Then he lit his ceremonial fire and pulled out some power stones to call on the strength I would need to please the Gods.
The worst thing is, I think my grandmother believed us.
Her arm was hanging by a thread of sinew, barely attached at all. As you can see, my witch doctor skills patched her up nicely.
I was feeling well enough to offer a blood sacrifice of thanks a mere five minutes later...

 

by random_penname2
8-07-05
So, Aaron is my friend who goes to school in TN.
Haha. West side. I bet uptight kids do that just to piss off their parents.
Are you kidding? I do it all the time to let everyone know where I stand. Of course, it gets confusing when rap beefs happen. I'm on the west side of the county, right?
Uh...right...
Yet, I'm on the eastern seaboard. But then, NC is in the dirrty south. So, really, I need to know. Which hood do I rep?
Wait, can you say that again? I want to right it down.
Oh, sure. No problem...

 

by random_penname2
8-08-05
Yo. Me and Carrie. Tonight.
Dude. This sucks.
I know! This blows. You can't just undo Pandora's box like that, man. You can't cop out.
Yeah, mos def.
You can't choose your powers from the cosmic storm of radiation on the space station! There's none of this, "I'd like to be the human torch, please," stuff. You're Dr. Doom if you're Dr. Doom, damnit.
Yeah, Kate, we get it.
This ain't a personal game of rock, paper, scissors, you know? You can't rig the game of life! It's all chance! Von Doom or not. I'm Johnny Storm, okay? And what I say goes!

 

by random_penname2
8-09-05
Setting: The Mall. The characters: My grandmother, my brothers, and myself.
So, are you suggie boys and girls going to go home now?
Well, I'm gonna try and work out before I go to work, but Chris and Katie can stay. We drove seperately.
Oh shit.
Why did he have to say that?
Chris, what do we do?
Quick! Run and scatter! They can't catch us all if we run in different directions!

 

by random_penname2
8-10-05
A clue to how I really operate.
Holy crap! Chris!
What?
That guy! Over there! He's wearing an Interpol t-shirt! *Squee*
So, what? Does that make him instantly ten times hotter in your book?
And yeah, I wasn't kidding.
*Sigh* Yeeeeahhh.
*Sigh*

 

by random_penname2
8-10-05
Hey Chris!
Hrm?
That chick! She's wearing a Strokes t-shirt!
Oh, yeah.
And yeah, therein lies the difference between us.
Does that make her, like, ten times instantly hotter now?
....No. That's not how I roll.

 

by random_penname2
8-14-05
Tonight at dinner...
Wow, are you guys bottomless pits, or what?
*Stuffs face*
Hey, Kate, what are these things in your ears? A vinyl disc? What's that? That's ancient! That's geezah-tainment!
*Stuffs face*
I make no apologies.
Yeah, see, Mom. She thinks she's cool because she has record earrings, but really she's just a sell out who spent her afternoon watching "Where the Heart Is" on Lifetime.
Damn straight I did!

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