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by revoltor
3-10-02
Deep within Revoltor's fortress of solitude...
Ahh. I've just finished writing a 10 page rant on why I think Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft all suck cock. Those TNLers will be mortified! Bwahahahaha!
24 hours later...
.............
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Shit. I shoulda just bashed Treasure...

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
"Sorry, you have been outbidded"
Arrrgh! I got 30 seconds to win this fuckin game!
"Sorry, you have been outbidded...again (you cheap fuck you)"
What the fuck? Who would pay more than 20 bucks for a used copy of Gunstar Heroes?
"Winning bid of $200.57....Shinobi128"
..........

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
Hello. I'm Revoltor. You might remember me from the TNL and GG! boards.
I just wanna remind you that even though I act like a callous, cold hearted bastard...I really don't hate any of you....
I just wish you all died of some sort of flesh eating virus.

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
Maruchan, why do you let all of those people on TNL make fun of you?
I donut no. Tehy ahr jsut jellous of me.
Huh?
Taht stoopid fcuking MVS and Deacaz! I will eat tehir faces!
Err.... you go girl?
Fcuk you all!

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
Hmmm.
"Dear Journal, You all suck. Sure I'm a 25 year old virgin still living with my parents while making 5 dollars an hour but shit, I'm still better than you!"
"...Furthermore, I'm going to stop venting my frustrations on the net because frankly, you're all freaks. Pathetic fucking dorks! You're all losers! That being said, I'm leaving Livejournal forever!"
The very next day...
"Dear Journal, Ok, I lied..."

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
Revoltor, do you realize that 90 percent of the people reading these strips won't get them?
What the fuck are you talking about? Everyone uses TNL, Livejournal and #GameGO!
.........I think you're missing the point here. The internet is pretty big.
Exactly. And if you don't use the aforementioned, then you're obviosly retarded!
Why do I even bother...
I mean sure there's GameFaqs and IGN but why would anyone go there? Sure they have like a hundred times the users but we got something they don't...we're more hardcore!

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
What're ya looking at ya homo?

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
Ahh. Good ol porn.
"Lady, were you the one that called about the fire? Well..were is it?"
Ahh. Good ol Net Pr0n.
"Daily jizz guzzling whores!"
Shit. No tissues left.

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
"I'M gOiNG tO HunT yOu doWn AnD raPe YOur peTs"
We'll that's a relief. At least it's not me that's gonna get raped.
Uh...eh heheh...hello there Fido.......

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
Hello. My name is Jeff Veasey or better known as CJayC, owner of GameFAQs. I'm also a homo.
Yup. That's pretty much it.

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
Revoltor, you rock.
Duh.
No, I mean you really rock. I wanna have your kids.
Bitch you crazy.
What was the point of this strip?
Hey bitch, did I tell you to stop?

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
"You Have Reached PS2 Goku'z PS2 Heaven!""
Yessss!
Fuck! It was only a dream!

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
REVOLTOR! IT IS I, JESUS!
Holy Christ! Sup Jesus?
Nuthin. Jus' Chillin. You?
Same ol, Same ol. Thanks for making me super smart and stuff in this lifetime
No prob man. Listen, you gotta crowbar or a hammer? Help me pry these damn nails outta my hands and feet.
Sure man no prob.

 

by revoltor
3-10-02
ZERO! I'VE FOUNDETH YOU!
Jesus!
WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME? YOU MAKETH CHRISTIANITY LOOK LIKE A THING OF HOMOSEXUALS!
But I was just doing my best--
--TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A HOMO! YOU ARE SOOO GOING TO HELL!
Aw shit.....

 

by revoltor
3-11-02
Konnichiwa! Shiboshi here. I'd like to clear up a few misconceptions about me. First and foremost, I'm defintiely not a girl...
Second of all, I'm definitely not gay.
Shiboshi, when are we gonna get to play Hello Kitty cosplay?
Shit.

 

by revoltor
3-11-02
Hey Revoltor, what's the secret to your success?
Gald you asked. Low brow humor is really an art...
Basically, all you have to do is call people gay cocksucking homos. Hopefully if the subject is vaguely gay, people will laugh.
You gay cocksucking homo!

 

by revoltor
3-11-02
"Hello, I'm Robert DeNiro and you're watching 9/11!! The commercial-free gripping accounts of what firefighters experienced brought to you only by NEXTEL!"
"When tragedy strikes in your neck of the wood, make sure you have a cellphone and make sure it's a NEXTEL cuz you don't wanna get stuck in an elevator with anything else!"
"The good folks at NEXTEL even have this cool clip-on American flag thing for your cell phone that comes free with their 1000 dollar premium plan...."

 

by revoltor
3-11-02
Hello. Revoltor here again. Some of you might be wondering why I've chosen to personally attack a few of the people on the TNL forums.
Truth is, I haven't. I've just been stating the painfully obvious truth.
To wrap things up, I hope you all die horrible fucking deaths.
"You fucking gay cocksucking homo!"

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