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by rightshu
9-29-05
I think that people who complain about bias in standardized testing should be euthanized.
And by "euthanized" I mean "lynched."
Hey, I'm not trying to be edgy here.
So it just comes naturally?

 

by rightshu
9-30-05
Game.
So, I had sex last night with someone new...
Set.
...and it's the third new woman in three nights! Pretty fucking cool, huh? How've you been?
Match.
I...I've been watching a lot of Law and Order with my wife.
Oh, yeah, I meant to ask how being married's working out for you.

 

by rightshu
8-29-06
So, how's work going today?
I'm beginning to think that that Seal song is right.
What, the one about being kissed by a rose on a grave?
No, the one about how we're never going to survive unless we get a little crazy.
...Fag.

 

by rightshu
8-30-06
[Background information]:
[Generic setup line.]
[Moderately vague response with pop-culture reference.]
[Clever misunderstanding turning on metacommunication.]
[Clarification.]
[Disparaging epithet -- possibly sexist or racist.]

 

Listening to Dolly Parton sing about what life is like "In the Ghetto" is like hearing Tupac drop some Lawrence Welk shit.
Wait, Tupac's got another album out?
by rightshu, 9-03-06

 

by rightshu
7-01-07
So, did you hear that Sid Meier is making a new Civilization game?
Is it like Age of Empires?
I don't know, I haven't seen it.
Is it like Age of VAMpires?
I don't kn-- uh, maybe.

 

by rightshu
8-02-07
Hey, Peter. IT tells me that you're moving about 30GB a day through our firewall.
Well, yeah. I've been grabbing a bunch of files from Demonoid.
You know, file sharing isn't just illegal, it's against company policy.
Eat a bowl of dicks, you dessicated old rimjob.

 

by rightshu
3-06-08
Let's play "House!"
Okay!
There is no God! Everyone lies! It's not lupus!
What are you doing out of the clinic? You still owe me six more hours! And stop staring at my chest!

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