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by samus_aran
4-15-03
**** you ***hole!
WELLLLL!
DAMNIT! ****ER!
You ****hole! DAMN!
*********************************!
***hole, ****ing, bastard, Barbara Streisand!

 

by samus_aran
4-15-03
Wanna see me morph?
YEAH!
I am the spawn of Satan!
cool, I wanna do that to!
I am SATAN!
NO, I am SATAN!

 

by samus_aran
4-17-03
******************!
stop it!
F*** you bastard son of a biaatch
this is old
do you eat at Kentucky F***ed chicken
How lame

 

by samus_aran
6-23-03
At the place where bareally anybody talks.
Me think you stupid!
Yeah and me thinks you an bitch.!!
meanwhile...
dfdgttrgbfgthfrg.!
What i'm sorry I can't understand you and by the way where am I and how did I get here.?
and in prison.!!
Oh yeah its time to do something at least I think so where in the sherak am I this place is stupid and you.. Yeah you ..YOU WILL DIE!
Oh yeah i'm stupid I look just like you and he saying I'm stupid well guess what buddy if i'm stupid you are to what do you say to that well you know what you can't say anything because you can't!!!!

 

by samus_aran
6-23-03
In hell!
Well what are we going to do because we are both satan.?
Humm well I don't know what to say.
Well will you just say something!
BREAD MAKES ME POOP!
Humm I want butter toast.
Bread makes me poop bread makes me poop BREAD MAKES ME POOP!!!!

 

by samus_aran
6-24-03
Well what do you say to this frase monkey_shit!
Well whats the frase Shit_on_your_head 2006?
YOU GONNA DIE!
Well...YOU GONNA DIE TOO.!
OF COURSE OK BYE!
B BYE!

 

by samus_aran
6-25-03
With Betty and new friend.
What did I do to go here all alone. Oh yeah I called ted A bitch.
Who the fuck are you you son of a bitch ha ha ha ha ha .!!
Meanwhile
I hope Betty is ok.?
Awww fuck her she called me a bitch.
And with Betty and new friend again.
Want to have sex with me Betty.?
Sure come here you hunk of shit.!!!!

 

by samus_aran
6-25-03
Oh yeah you are sexy Betty.
What we had sex what now.?
I'm so worried for Betty NOT!
Me eighter I mean we had sex but she called me the name.!!!!
Where is everybody??
I don't know but I had sex with arabian.

 

by samus_aran
6-29-03
In the matrix.
This the matrix and Is that Betty.!!
SURPIRSE! Loser.
Then the others.
What happend to Betty and Bill and... Hey Ted!
Hey. What the hell are you doing here Jessie.
and again.
I hope that bill and whats her face are ok..NOT. but if they arent and if you and I where bf and gf then I wouldn't call you names and Blah blah blah blah blah.
Please just read the sign.

 

by samus_aran
7-01-03
I'm fucking scared that they made me come out here.!!!!!!
I am going to make you shut up by killing you by riping your guts out and now I will shut up myself.
Do you know what is strange. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY FRIEND AND X- BOYFRIEND TED!!!!
Yes but you are a sad bitch that will never get me I mean him back ever!!!
She finally finds out its Ted.
I realy think that whoever you are that you are right.
Ok ok I give Its me.!!

 

by samus_aran
9-16-03
What you doing you stupid mother peice of fuck!?
I hate this fucking idiot behind me but he can't read what i'm saying on this pc ha ha ha ha!.
Hey dude you got the money other wise i can't give you shit!?
Yeah i got the fucking money now give me the freacken cake for my asses birthday.!!!!!!
So are you ready to learn because we got a lot of work to do for example:h-67=30.
AHHHHH! your spiting on me and i'm so confused!!!! I hate this test!!!

 

by samus_aran
9-18-03
Hello ted how are you today.?
YOU SHUT UP JUST....JUST..SHUT UP OK JUST...DO WHAT I SAY SO SHUT UP.
Hey bill do you know what betty did to me last night? She insulted me!
Oh the humanity how could she insult the man codes.!
Hey dude how about we go into the striping room and ceilebrate your asses brithday!!
Sure lets see them strip oh yeah!!! Wow!!

 

by samus_aran
9-18-03

 

by samus_aran
9-18-03
You ok you look very bored.. so here is another example:5xg=6758
ahhhhh! stop the spiting!
Boys huh and there man codes!
5xg=6758,5xg=6758,5xg=6758......
Please stop the spitting!!!
5xg=6578!!!

 

by samus_aran
9-18-03
HA HA HA the cloaning is going as i planed so i can finally can destry that burnette.!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

 

by samus_aran
9-18-03
Haaaaaa! I got you now Bill! 5xg=6758!
Haaaaa!! I got you now Bill! 5xg=6758!
Haaaaaa! I got you now Bill! 5xg=6758!
Haaaaa!! I got you now Bill! 5xg=6758!
Haaaaaa! I got you now Bill! 5xg=6758!
AHHHHHHHH! NO MORE SPITTING!!!

 

by samus_aran
9-19-03
Bill,i'm sorry to say that i've ran out of math for you.
Ha ha ha ! you ran out of problems you ran out of problems! NO MORE SPITING ON POOR LITTLE ME!
what now? Is it something for your ASSES birthday!
Yep but that was none of your buissness you little hog of cake fat it is another cake and there is none for you! so nah!
Hey Bill you want to go have some sex!
NO MORE SPITING! IT BURNS!

 

by samus_aran
9-19-03
So ted how about you go out to the dance with me?
Oh yeah theres no dought,me and you are going to some hot monkey sex.!
meanwhie
Oh yeah me and you had some hot monkey sex and i want more come here and let papa have a peice of you. Again!
Does he ever leave anybody alone after sex.?
Meanwhile ....again
Do you want some hot monkey sex or do i just feel horney.?
I DON'T WANT YOUR SEX AND I NEED YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

by samus_aran
9-20-03
Why does any body understand math bobby?
Quack.
Whats this duck in here for Bill. I want to have some sex and he is in my way!?
Quack,quack,quack.
Who the hell are you and why are you in me and my asses room!?
Look screw you buddy just go get my freind mr poop so i can shove him down your trought!

 

by samus_aran
9-23-03
Hey who are you going to go as to her party Ted.?
For the last time i am a hockey zombie so shut up and look for the cake of my asses birthday so we can celebrate it ok you ass...!
Dude where are those asses i'm ready for the cake of doom already.!!! SHIT!
Hey ted do i look scarey enough.? And it me betty this is my costume Yeahhhh!
Dude this is not the party and i'm starting to think you thought it was easter..!
Hey dude i didn't think it was easter ok i just think bunnies are scarey ok.. I mean they have rabbies and the things they eat ewwwww! And my name is not DUDE its Bill ok.

 

by samus_aran
9-24-03
Hey shit_freash_from_a_monkey's_ass! s-up.
None much but... I still havent got to to celebrate my asses birthday! SHIT! YO HO YO HO!
i DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU OR ANYBODY! sO SHIT UP!
YOU MUST..DIE..AND HAVE..NO MUSTURD ON..THE ...HOT DOG SO..YOU WILL....LIVE.!
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YO HO YO HO!
Yo ho yo ho yo ho yo ho!

 

by samus_aran
9-28-03
With Bobby...
Hey dude what is it with you and your ass.??
Hey my ass is perfectly round for hot chicks ok so.....I LOVE MY ASS OK!
With someone i don't care about....
Dude you ass is like so round like love and my ass is so not like round and like love is round.
Just read this sighn in my hand ok.
And with Christie.
What do you want and i'm going to say no to it.
Oh nothing just you to look at my ass later.

 

by samus_aran
10-14-03
This sucks dude they took my stupid shirt and pants and everything.
Yeah same here i hate this place I really,Really do I think i'm going to cry.
So how are the freacks over there i got this new freacken shirt from bill and the pants came from betty.
Yeah... sure...whatever..NEED SUGAR! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hey i'm new and wanted to come to your asses birthday can I..?
Yeah you can come any time you want and have some hot monkey sex to mwa ha ha ha(giggle).

 

by samus_aran
10-14-03
I would love some sex with bill right now but he is out for the day... can you help me?
of corse sweetie i'll have all the time of my life on i mean with you.
I'm in love with a stupid mother fucker who has an asses birthday coming..... SWEET!
Hey, I know you.
I love you bill will you marry me someday....?
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!

 

by samus_aran
10-16-03
For now and later.
Hey(snuffle) I have a runny nose but will you still go out with me.....?
uh no thats grose and stupid why i mean you are disgusting shut you mother fucking mouth i hate you shut up bitch.!!!!
With a partly naked Bill.
woohoo i'm a free naked man.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well not completely.
Yeah yeah who gives a shit you asshole you made me mess up on homewor teds asses birthday over the internet.
Meanwhile at a place of death.
goo goo ga ga.(spitup)
hey hey you got something to say huh do yuh?!!

 

by samus_aran
10-16-03
What son i'm busy hating you and shut you fucking face i don't want to hear it.
aww i hate you to dad.
and ten years later,
now you go to your room i hate this world and espesually you so scram.!!!
Awww i love you to mom.
and sixteen years later.
Hey body why you looking at me funny you know what i finally understand why older poeple said that and now i do to , hey bud shut the hell up your going to die and your going to die.
Oh no the humanity i'm going to die nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

 

by samus_aran
10-16-03
And so with death to all but one burnette.
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!Death to the Burnette!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Death to the burnette!
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!Death to the Burnette!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Death to the burnette!
Da pretty lights they so pretty and fat and stupid blah blah blah.
Haaaaaaaaa look before your eyes my partly naked woman they are all most complete. mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

 

by samus_aran
10-23-03
In hell where no one can here your screaming!
arrrrgh!!
LOOK BUDY IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY JUST SAY NOT SPRAY IT OK!!!
blah blah yapping.
boo i'm here only because there is free stuff that i could sell over pc so shut your yapping and come on!!!
What yapping i didn't do any yapping who is yapping not me not me no way not me no nah nah.
no more surfing summers for me.
Its a surfin summer its a surfin summer and we are in the sun havin fun woo who!
shut up and come on lets meditate so as to say it politly.... SHUT UP!!!!!

 

by samus_aran
10-24-03
"Will you marry me hubby i really luve you hope you love me to please marry me" So what do you think mr stuffy?
Look budd it sucks your not supposed to tell her you love her just say,"Hi will you marry me that how i did it."
"Ok see this nife i will kill you with the nife if you don't marry me," Ok what about that?
No,No,No and what are you doing in my house you asshole get out of here you ass licking sone of a bitch!!!!!!
Ok i'm not going to hurt you but will you marry me?
On word......NO.

 

by samus_aran
10-24-03
with no one there..
yo may dos ho he ga aah.
I am the all might Bill, and i say....that you suck dicks at night ha ha ha you suck dicks ha ha ha dick sucker ha ha ha!!!!!
on the radio station..
Yo yo yo hows the sex and you know what no you don't but i know that..... YOU ALL SUCK DICKS AT KNIGHT HA HA HA DICK SUCKERS!
Me are you talking toi me? Because if you are the you suck dicks to buddy so there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha !
AT A PLACE OF FUN A ND SEX.
Hey you beautiful piece of wall want to go out some time huh hu what you say you can't resist me well...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ! you suck dicks at night ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! DICK SUCKER!!!

 

by samus_aran
11-12-03
With betty...
*twich* Mommy,I love you mommy!
Yeah mommy,Whatever shithole's or ted's little brother go away!
Hello bob...
Hi Bob!
I hate you.
DICK LICKER!!
I have snot want to see.
HA HA HA HA HA YOU ARE A DICK LICKER AND YOU HAVE SNOT HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

by samus_aran
11-12-03
But i didn't say ass...
Hey dude its my asses birthday come-one eat some fucking cake!!!
Duh asshole every day is your asses b- fucking day.
With my lover...
Hi honey, your name is Bill.
Duh asshole i know my name is fucking Bill you asshole.
With a fucking duck.
Quack,Quack ,Quack!
Huh what what was that you asshole i didn't really get that last one.?

 

by samus_aran
11-12-03
But i need to be married and fucking soon.....
Marry me or face your fucking eternal doom!
Do you want to fuck me forever,forever,forever and forever!
The stupid kid....
Wow you are a mother fucker!
This is just my fucking luck.
Hate me or not i love you!
Face it you mother fucking piece or fucking ass of shit and liver you can't beet me!
Marry me?

 

by samus_aran
11-17-03
ME NOW,ME NOW , ME NOW....
Hey dude lets celebrate your asses birthday!
Please, may i ask you something?
so....
CAN WE GET BACK TO ME NOW. I MEAN EVER SINCE MY ASS CAME IN THATS ALL THERE IS AROUND HERE!
Is not you piece of shity-cock.
How about some sex.
Shut up you ass I don't care about you ass i care about your looks.
oh ok then you can go now lets just get back to me soon and have fast and hot sex!

 

by samus_aran
11-17-03
How are you in the newsville dude.....
Hey your new come and be my budy man!
Whatever i just like it when i draw stuff best friend.
So whats that of in there.....
So what are you drawing dude ass shity fuck. Thats you nick-name.
I'll let you see now.
The drawing.
You are my emperior all mighty Kaddar! Spare me and I will serve you well!
Alright i will spare you if you Fuck off and go to hell for talking to me.

 

by samus_aran
11-26-03
With my other friend Ted....
Hey what the fuck you doin' on my pc you asshole I mean.... *Interupted.*
Oh go and fuck off on yourself I don't care right now! My asses b-day is comeing and i don't have time for you!
My love Betty....
How are you my you my sweet? I do love you so much.... *Interupted again*
Go AWAY! i DON'T LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS I USED TO SO GO AWAY! BILL NOW!
Hi. I kind of like it down here. And I finished my sentence.
How could you not?

 

by samus_aran
12-14-03
Its a surfing fuckin' summer and i'm off the wall with the sugar!
Hey chick i hate I mean love the way you look.
So i can love you forever right and have sex too.
Yeah and we can makeout.!!!!!
Hey how about some hot monkey sex Ted.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please leave me and my ass alone and read my sign and oh one more thing GO AWAY!

 

by samus_aran
12-23-03
Oh by the way why did you call me "Friend" ......
Dude, why did you call me your "friend" really?
I don't know just a fuckin' vibe I guess.
On the pc's.....
Hey boom kittie fuck sorry I had to be in Vagus with ted for other non- stupid things.
Its ok I still love you and wish you a happy new year & a merry christmas. (i guess)
Meanwhile in Vagus.
Are you ready to see the good stuff like naked women and shit on the floor!!!
Oh yeah.

 

by samus_aran
12-23-03
Christie agulara...
Hey Christie, how about you and me become hippies and dance around in our underwear!!!
No hipies don't do that and I am a hippie
With Bill.....
Hey Bill (aka: The dogs bunghole) s-up and don't tell me show me in your cartoon you made and tell it well.
Ummm..... ok Bobby.
The cartoon of the day in real life.
Haaa haaa you suck dicks at night haaaaa!!!
Just shut the ferg up you ferging fag!

 

by samus_aran
3-31-04
At work....
Who the fuck do you think you are Bill, !!!! Why are you talking to yourself?
Happy thoughts ahhhh my kitty got ran over!!!
The dumb,the stupid,and the moron.
This guy sucks dicks I just know it...
Today's my asses b-day.
no.
(echo) Why is there a echo in my head?
Yeah, shut up bill.

 

by samus_aran
4-02-04
In prison....
Time for some more math, 7676-66x 8=?!!!!!!
Why do i have be stuck with this son of a bitch!!!!!!
meanwhile under the pits of hell....
Read the sign you hippie freak.
No you read my sign, FIGHT THE POWER!
and somewher else.
I am sooooooooo siked!!! I'm with Bill !!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha !
Boy i want her to shut her mind up!!!

 

by samus_aran
4-03-04
so,i don't care.
Hey bill, I mean boob_on_ice 2006
Nothin' much Mich, I mean..Ass_of_death 3000.
Why Am i still doing the job...
Betty,Betty,Booty!!!!!
I will grant you your wish if.....YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!.
In the pits of....prison? Weres the hell!!!!
Look Cristie I'm sorry about my ass saying those things to you he's not the guy you think he is.
Look don't care they were harsh but i got over it.

 

by samus_aran
4-03-04
so,i don't care.
Hey bill, I mean boob_on_ice 2006
Nothin' much Mich, I mean..Ass_of_death 3000.
Why Am i still doing the job...
Betty,Betty,Booty!!!!!
I will grant you your wish if.....YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!.
In the pits of....prison? Weres the hell!!!!
Look Cristie I'm sorry about my ass saying those things to you he's not the guy you think he is.
Look don't care they were harsh but i got over it.

 

by samus_aran
4-06-04
with water and more water....
Ha ha ha Its the dick sucker!!!!
Yeah dick sucker I am... Yep I'm a dick sucker.
You can drive here you can drive there you can drive anywhere, So.... Buy a car buy a damn car drive that damn car!!!!!!.....
why am i constintly thinking about a dick sucker humm..I'm really confused.
So want to get a burger?
with the fire and crators!!!
those things are huge!!!
So i'm so drunk want to get a fuckin' drink with me hot stuff!!!

 

by samus_aran
4-25-04
how do you do... TERD LIKER!!....
Ha ha ha ha this looks like my fave food terds.!!!
So you like terds.... theres only one thing to say.... TERD LIKER!!!!!!
I'm really not that scarey am I....
I'm a talking mike....booo!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Don't let it get me it gonna eat me!!!
Thers no one here to hear your scream...
Whats the matter bill.
Theres a mean mikerophone comeing.

 

by samus_aran
4-26-04
Sooo..your point is?........
click,click,click.
Got to beat the computer!!!!
Why do i have to stare.....
I got to keep my eyes away from her giagantic boobs...
What I just got back from the beach did you say something I got the ocean in my ear!
The dead is unleashed....
Wher did that damn dog ocean go!!!
I don't care could you ummm...... dig me out from under this toomstone please.

 

by samus_aran
4-26-04
I can't believe that I poped out like a fuckin' human.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ... ummmmm.... oh yeah your a human your a human!!!!!
You want some crack.??
Yeah Bring on the STRIPERS , bring on the CRACK!!!!!
Do you wan't to be my bestest friend or......PARISH!!!
AHHH! EVIL SQUIRREL!!!

 

by samus_aran
5-27-04
I have no reason to ask......
Why do we find abusurdity to be funny Boob_fucker2005?
Please can i use the computer Its my asses birthday!!!
You fucking cat....
Believe in your fucking self i'm not getting out of this cage any time soon to wipe your ass.!!! You fuck!!!
meow.
I'm the lawer damnit.
I'm here to be your lawere mister ummmmm Bill.
and your name is little cookie sailsman.

 

by samus_aran
6-11-04
AND I REALLY DON'T CARE.................
video games must play fucking fuck ass shit 2000 must play!
You want the coke?!!!!!!-.-
AND SO WE CONTINUE WHERE STILL NO ONE HEARS YOUR THOUGHTS.....ASSHOLE.....
By the power of wartz i grant you one free wish.
Really well...............
WHAT THE FUCK!
A pony thats what i wanted! Yeah!!!!!!!!
Fuck off you mother fucking piece of shit in the eye asshole bitch basterd fuck from hell!!

 

by samus_aran
7-17-04
Viagra........
I use viagra every day and betty wants more and more sex!
I use it too but you don't see my braggin'!
In space..where your screams die as you crash into the earth..............
I'm going in for a good landing ..if nothing comes on the phone.
BILL! ITS BETTY I'M WAITING FOR YOU IN BED HURRY UP AND GET HOME SWEETIE! YOU MUST TAKE ME WHILE I'M FRESH!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey everyone_loves_me2006! My ass's big-b-day is comein'! so get your but down here and lets get busy..see ya soon..boob_fucker2008
hi Boob_fucker2008! I'm comeing to your ass's big-b-day..hope it has a good time and blows out all the candles.!!! everyone_loves_me2006 out.

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