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by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
Did you hear the story about the Skunk?
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Never mind...it stinks!

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
...10 minutes later
...10 minutes later

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
Bobby The Blockhead, desires a Good Burger.
Welcome to Good Burger Home Of The Good Burger..May I Take Your Order?
Bobby Gets Confused by the questions directed towards him.
...sir?...
Bobby Can Now Smell Burnt Toast.
....holy shit.

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
What is Black and White and Red all over?
...............
A Newspaper!

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
I Fucking Hate The Desert

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
I love America
wait a minute?
OH FUCK!! NO NO!!

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
ok man..seriously..we need to talk
sure. what about?
Your baby died shortly after childbirth.
...it cant be true...
it is true..so please stop playing with it in the office
oh jeeze..im sorry wheres the trash can?

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
Sometimes i try to think of something funny to write. So i end up staring at the picture and hope an Idea comes...
......
shit.

 

by sandinmycrack
5-16-04
what the hell are these things?
i mean jeeze..look at em...
..scary

 

by sandinmycrack
5-17-04
i was Watching Montel Williams today..it involved Nanny's That Shake babies, being caught on "Nanny Cam"
i wouldnt just shake the baby..i would have sex with it. Then i could charge the employer for owning Child Pornography...
...and everyone would say to him.."Man your one Sick Fuck."

 

by sandinmycrack
5-17-04
I Just got nailed to the cross.
........
boy are my arms tired.

 

by sandinmycrack
5-17-04
If i were a hermaphordite.. would that make me gay or straight?

 

by sandinmycrack
5-19-04
well..i saved up $500,000 to fufill my childhood dream to take a trip into outter space...there certainly are alot of stars...
...
..this sucks.

 

by sandinmycrack
5-19-04
Dear Jesus, i pray to you everyday, in the hopes that you will restore strength to my legs..but you never listen..i am beginning to lose faith in Christianity
my son, do not lose faith..Arise my son! may that chair no longer be a burden!
oh my god im doing it!
OW!! FUCK!!
AIN'T I A STINKA!?

 

by sandinmycrack
5-19-04
you got the money?
Ya i got the money. You Got the stuff?
ya i got the stuff. where is the money?
good. the money is in the briefcase. wheres the stuff?
here is the stuff. thanks for the money. i will use this money to get more stuff, so i can sell it for even more money. I will then have enough money to buy myself some neat stuff.
Here is the money. Thanks for the stuff i will have some more money ready for you later so i can purchase some more stuff. And if this stuff is as good as the last stuff i will get you some more money

 

by sandinmycrack
5-19-04
I am so glad i have taken up Pacifism.
USA!! CELEBRATE PATRIOTISM!
USA!!! USA!! USA!!!

 

by sandinmycrack
6-04-04
TIKI TIKI
Woah
Woah
TIKI TIKI

 

by sandinmycrack
6-04-04
What Is Strong Enough For A Man..But Made For A Woman?
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A BACK HAND!!!

 

by sandinmycrack
6-16-04
The End

 

by sandinmycrack
6-19-04
i hate this website
me too
i just dont get any ideas worthy enough to put in 3 panels.
i hear that.
for example..this comic is really lame.
yes it is.

 

by sandinmycrack
6-19-04
hey retard
hey fuck face
i suck
me too
im a fuckface retard
im a retarded fuck face

 

by sandinmycrack
6-19-04
Atlast i can be reunited with my dead baby in heaven...and who might you be?
My name is GOD
Your not the image i had in mind.
FUCK YOU!!..NO BABY FOR YOU!!
AHHH AHHHH IT BURNS!! MY BABY IS SCREAMING WHYY WHYYY OOWWW!!!
..asshole!

 

by sandinmycrack
6-19-04
i want to be a mommy
me too!
but i dont want my baby to be a retard
ya if i had a sew its lips together so it drowns in DROOL!
ya...fucking retards
ya..they aint right!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-08-04
i am sick and tired of these theories claiming i am a nigger.
...
i mean come on..i suck at basketball.

 

by sandinmycrack
7-08-04
OOGA BOOGA!!!
AHHH DONT HURT MY BABY!!
you FOOL i am the ghost of DEAD baby!!!
NO MY BABY CANT BE DEAD!!
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU YOU GOT ANGRY AT ME FOR SPITTING UP ON YOUR WORK SHIRT AND YOU SHOT MY HEAD OFF WITH THE FAMILY SHOT GUN!?
oh ..that explains why you havent touched your bottle!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-08-04
so like, if your really jesus...why dont you make crows peck out my eyes or something!!?
....
Whats the matter does it hurt?!!! PUSSY!!! PUSSY!!! PUSSY!!!!
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"ow ow my arms hurt oh no they put nails in my hands" YOU SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY!! PUSSY!!!!!
*sob*

 

by sandinmycrack
7-09-04
Thank you for agreeing to look after my baby on such short notice..Well babysitting my baby has been a breeze of yet
oh its no big deal. i love kids!
Thats good to hear
i hear ya. ..EEGADS YOUR BABY IS DEAD!!
EWW!! GROSS !!! HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HOLDING IT FOR?!!!
yuck!..you should wash your hands!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-09-04
i made tinkle in my pants
i made poopy in mine!
you are a sick fuck up!
POOPY!!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-09-04
FATHER!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!!
my son...listen and listen well.
i never really liked you..you were an accident...i forgot to wear my condom.
well, seeya! "hang" in there

 

by sandinmycrack
7-09-04
HELLO KIDS!!
ITS ME YOUR OLD PAL CIGARETTA!!
IF YOU TAKE UP SMOKING YOUR MOM AND DAD WILL BUY YOU THAT PONY YOU ALWAYS WANTED!!
i LOVE you CIGARETTA!!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-09-04
This letter Comes From Little Billy Wumpskin in Nebraska Japan. it says "DEAR SANDINMYCRACK MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GETTING A DIVORCE AND I FEEL LIKE ITS MY FAULT..WHAT CAN I DO TO GET THEM TOGETHER?"
well billy..your situation is obviously a tricky one! But you should know it is never your fault!
the answer to this is simple...Kill both your parents! thanks for writing in Billy!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-09-04
HEY KIDS!!
ITS ME YOUR OLD PAL CIGARETTA!!
IF YOU TAKE UP SMOKING PUPPIES WILL PERFORM AMAZING FEATS OF ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOU!
WE LOVE YOU CIGARETTA!!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-09-04
Hey CINDY LOU! there is nothing i like more than WINTER!!
me too FROSTY!! thats my favorite time of year because thats when YOU come around!..oh how we shall DANCE and PLAY!
Hey!! do you want to go TOBOGGANING!? I promise it will be fun!!
sure FROSTY i LOVE to play with you!
Frosty can no longer live with himself.
oh god!! WHY DID YOU TAKE CINDY FROM US WHY!!!!!? *weeps uncontrollably*..its my fault..its my fault...

 

by sandinmycrack
7-10-04
do you want to play barbies
yes i love playing barbies!
i wanna be BARBIE
Noo i want to be barbie!!
there can only be one barbie and i get to play as her!
BITCH!!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-10-04
HEY KIDS!!
ITS ME CIGARETTA!!
IF YOU TAKE UP SMOKING YOUR NEIGHBOR WILL STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOU NAKED IN HIS TOOLSHED!
I LOVE YOU CIGARETTA!!

 

by sandinmycrack
7-22-04
hey baby how about you and me get freaky
what do you say baby?..how bout some of that GOOD stuff!
Sorry i will have "NUN" of it
you fucking whore

 

by sandinmycrack
8-01-04
shit...im missing Mr. Belvedere!

 

by sandinmycrack
8-01-04
hey there!..MONKEY! give me your banana!
ok
thanks
no problem..now i dont have a banana
oh sorry..there you go
thanks mr!

 

by sandinmycrack
8-01-04
So. tell me what its like to win gold at the special olympics?!
UGNANANANNANANA!!!
wow did you spend alot of time training for this event?
TWEE ORTA BLUHHH
you dont say...that must of been hectic!..well umm...so..whats shaking?
TURD!!

 

by sandinmycrack
8-01-04
man...i really have to use the toilet!

 

by sandinmycrack
9-22-04
I like to play hopscotch!
i like to go POOP
POOP ON MY FACE BABY!
UGTARD UG UG TARD!
what did that mean?!
UGTARD UG UG TARD!

 

by sandinmycrack
10-18-04
Shit!..Now i will never finish my Pokemon collection!

 

by sandinmycrack
12-24-04
christmas is fucking awesome you fucking piece of fuck!
UGGIDY BUG!! FUCK!!
FUCK!!!!
FUCKKKK!!!!!!
I FUCKED SANTA!!
UGTARD!

 

by sandinmycrack
12-29-04
When I make love, i like to rub ice cubes on my lover in a slow and sensual motion.
Too bad abortions don't have feelings.

 

by sandinmycrack
12-29-04
You must be new here, i am the school bully give me your lunch money!
oh my god..he's dead.

 

by sandinmycrack
12-29-04
Trick or Treat
hello little girl, i like your costume.
Thanks who are you supposed to be? John Wayne?
John Wayne? No IM NOT FUCKING JOHN FUCKING WAYNE..IM LEE FUCKING VAN FUCKING CLEEF!!
Who?
Fuck I was saving this razor filled apple for my kids, but you just earned it!

 

by sandinmycrack
12-29-04
hey there sexy do you come here often?
baaaaa!!
oh ya? I saw you eat your way through that can..it was pretty hot.
God damn your sexy.
baaaa!

 

by sandinmycrack
12-29-04
Yknow singing Village People Songs just aint the same when your nailed to some wood.

 

by sandinmycrack
12-30-04
Isn't my baby the cutest?
thats not your baby.
Of course it is silly buns!
no its not, it died in the car accident back there, you just pulled it out of the ambulance. It's Dead.
Oh sorry, I must of confused it for my dead baby.
You should put that in it's families mail box.

 

by sandinmycrack
12-30-04
After my baby died, i learnt that child neglect can be a serious problem.
Thats true, i saw that on "Montel" one time.
Ya so I'm not gonna make that same mistake twice. Im going To Love this baby.
Ya but that is the same baby...you should really bury it. It is very disgusting.
Don't tell me how to raise my child. Asshole
sorry.

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