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by satanin04
9-14-04
Sigh...
What's wrong?
I found this hammer, but I don't know how to use it.
Oh...
Wait... what's with this gay background anyway?
Yeah, what is this, Sesame Street?

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
This going to need to change.
Yeah, like right now...
That guy filling in all our speech boxes needs to change it!
You're right... He'd better change it soon, or else...
Uh-oh.

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
Sigh...
Oh, there you are!
What's wrong?
Oh, it must be that whole, "We're in hell" thing, eh?

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
Well, think on the bright side.
We can... uh... and there's... um...

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
Hm... I wonder what else is in Hell...
What?
Oh God, it was horrible!!

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
We'll never get out of here...
I know...
Huh?
We made it!!
Ah, so we did...
AAAGGGGHH!!!

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
Dave isn't here today.
In fact, he's being treate for third-degree burns right behind me in that ambulance!
OH GOD IT HURTS!!!
...

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
Alright, so I thought that while we waited for Dave to get better, we could read fan-mail!
Here's one- Ahem...
OW!! OH, OW!! GET AWAY!! OH GOD, PLEASE NO MORE!!! MY LEG!!!!
...

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
Oh, you're back!
Yeah, but the operation didn't go so well...
I don't see anything wrong with you.
Um... I'm a cow, you idiot. ...I think.
Oh, right, right...
Ooh, is that grass over there?

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
What are we going to do, Jim?!? I can't live like this!
You gotta help me, man!!
You know, I was always pretty good at "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"
...Get away from me.

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
Oh my! The first sign of life that doesn't exist on Earth! What should I do?
Um... Hel-loooo...
Oh crap...

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
I think I have an idea...
Good, now what is it?
I'll be right back.
Alright... And put away that hammer will you? You're starting to scare me.
Hello! Vaht can I help you vith?
You're kidding, right?

 

by satanin04
9-14-04
So you think you can help him?
Yes, yes...
Okay, good... Yeah, that is good. By the way, who's that guy in the background?
Oh, zat vas my last patient... Um... pay no attention to him, zough.

 

by satanin04
9-15-04
Come here, my little piggy!
Oh God, please no...
Zis vill not hurt a bit!
Aaaaahhh!!
Dave! You're alive!

 

by satanin04
9-15-04
So Dave, I was thinking of all these things we can do, and maybe we can play games and laugh like little girls and eat cheese and-
Um... Dave?
Dave... Why? How can you do this to me?!
...

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
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...?
...
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Stupid bug...

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
Sigh...
WhAt's WrOnG?
I don't have anymore friends...
...
Sigh...
HaHa.

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
I have an idea! You can be my friend!
...
...
No.

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
I'll call you 'Dave Jr.'
PlEaSe DoN't
We'll be best friends and we'll frolic in the field and laugh little girls, and-
GoD pLeAsE jUsT lEaVe Me AlOne!1!1
-and we'll go to the movies and eat cheese together, and play video games and then I'll brush your teeth and you can brush mine, and-
...

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
If I sHoW yOu SoMeOnE tO bE yOuR fRiEnD, wIlL yOu LeAvE mE aLoNe?
...Maybe
ThIs Is l337 bOt...
Okay.
ph34r m3
...

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
Oh, hello, l337 bot.
h3ll0, J1/\/\
\/\/hy 4r3 j00 h1771n9 j00r h34d?
Well, I guess I just miss Dave so much...
\/\/h47? 1m n07 g00d 3n0u9h f0r j00?!?

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
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1 $p3nd 4ll my 71m3 w17h j00, 4nd 7h1$ 1$ wh47 1 937 1n r37urn?!?
...
j00, j00... b37r4y3r!!
You want to know the truth, l337 bot? You're really just a sucky character.
...

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
Hey everybody, it's Jim!
Today we have a special six-panel edition of the comic!
I'd just like to take a little break from the main storyline so you can have some 1-on-1 time with just me!
So, what should we talk about?
ph34r m3!!11!!1!!1!!!
I thought I told you to go away, l337 bot...

 

by satanin04
9-17-04
Alright, just take it easy now...
Everything's going to be okay if I could just...
...
What the?

 

by satanin04
9-19-04
Jim...?
*SOB*
*sniffle* Huh?
Hey... Jim.
Dave...? Is it you?
Um... Yeah, I guess so.

 

by satanin04
9-19-04
No, it can't be you. You're dead. I must be hearing things.
Uh... I'm right here, though.
No, you must be a figment of my imagination, that's all.
Just turn around, Jim.
DAVE!
Yes?

 

by satanin04
9-19-04
Dave! How can you be alive? I thought that... and we were... and you... and, um...
...
...
...Let's just leave it at that.

 

by satanin04
9-19-04
So... What should we do today?
I'm not sure.
Three Hours Later
So... What should we do today?
I'm not sure.

 

by satanin04
9-19-04
ph34r!1!!1
Who the hell are you?
0h, 1 1$ teh l337 b07.
L-3-3-7?
j00 4r3 1nf3r10r!!1
j-0-0? What the hell are you talking about? I'm not Jewish!

 

by satanin04
9-20-04
What are you doing now?
Shut up, I'm not doing anything.
You know what? Why don't you just go listen to that Meat Paddywagon band, or whatever they're called.
IT'S MEAT PUPPETS!!!
Whatever...
...

 

by satanin04
9-26-04
ph34r!
Why don't you just go away? You're a sucky character anyway.
\/\/hy?
...
Hate to say it, l337 b07, but I told you so.
...
Thank you, Jim.

 

by satanin04
10-14-04
Dave! It's been awhile, buddy.
Sure has.
So what's new?
Well... nothing, really.
It just goes to show that Dave and Jim have no life whatsoever.

 

by satanin04
10-14-04
You know what sucks? Censorship. That's what sucks.
?
I can't even say the word 'fuck' without being placed underwater to drown.
...But didn't you just say it?
FUCK!

 

by satanin04
2-19-05
...
What are you doing, Jim?
Eh, you know... Reading.
What is it?
Eh, you know... Nothing.
Alright, come back here and let me see it.

 

by satanin04
2-19-05
It's nothing, really. It's just a, er.. a letter.
Who's it from though?
Eh, you know... Someone.
Alright, that joke is getting really old.
Eh, you know... -
YES, I KNOW, NOW GIVE ME THE @#%* LETTER!!

 

by satanin04
2-19-05
It's really nothing, I promise.
GIVE IT TO ME!
Hey!
...
You're kidding, right?

 

by satanin04
2-19-05
Hey Jim, I just thought I'd drop you a line... Ell-oh-ellz, I mean letter! Anyways, let me know when you get this. I thought it would be cool if, you know, I sent this letter because, well...
...
The truth is, I really like you a lot. I'm just a little too shy to let you know my self. I would tell you in person, but I just can't. I get too anxious. But anyways, when you receive this...
...
I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know. I'd like you to let me know if you like me too. Signed, Jim.
You're kidding, right?

 

by satanin04
2-19-05
You sent an anonymous love letter to yourself?!
...
What the hell kind of nonsense is that?! A love letter to yourself...
But I love myself!
...

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