Seaman Staines: Part 1 by seaman_staines11-02-02 Arrrr... I'm going to voyage the seven seas, with you, my trusty companion Right you are, Seaman Staines! Can ye first, er, beat me with yer night stick Whatever can you mean? They don't call me Seaman Staines for nothing! *errk*
Seaman Staines: Part 2 by seaman_staines11-02-02 Arrrrr! No! It is my worst enemy, Cowboy Dave! Howdy pardner! So how's your mother? Arrrr, still workin' hard. Yup, that's gotta be right. Last time I saw her, she was seeing three at once! Why you lily-livered landlubber, I'll gut you like a fish if you say one more thing! Andy's maw is gettin' envious!
