All comics by shintao

 

by shintao
3-28-12
Want to go out tonight?
I don't think so teacher, you are such a pile of shit.
But I can change!
I don't think so.
But, but why?
All you conservatives smell like shit.

 

by shintao
5-12-12
Do you know Romney is not a christian and if you vote for him your god will send your ass to hell?
Well I am a part time Christian, sometimes I am saved and sometimes god can fuck off.
Wow! This guy is fucking delusional!!
This dude don't know shit about being a politically correct Christian.
So when your god tells you to fuck off, you aren't coming to his party, what will you do?
Well I will still be here, so I will join the mormon church.

 

by shintao
7-08-12
I'm voting for Romney
Why would you do something stupid like that?
Because he is a job creater, and I could use one of those jobs
Ah, so you can speak Chinese?
Chinese? Hell no, Indian & Japanese
Well have a nice job in Japan, because that is where Romney outsourced your work to!!

 

by shintao
7-08-12
Romney says I should die when he repeals Obama Care.
He wants me to get pregnant and die with no health care.
I am one of the 50 million he will end health care to.
And I am one of the 2 million he is closing the Planned Parenthood doors on.
Romney said he was a Christian
Nah, he lied again, this isn't how Jesus treated his flock

 

by shintao
8-02-12
So what's for lunch today?
Christian chicken at chick-fil-a
Ordained by god, huh?
God hates gays & Chick-fil-a hates gays, so it's like god sent me a sign to eat chicken there.
God said love thy neighbor as yourself. I think he was saying he loves all people even if they are gay.
Maybe god was talking about KFC.

 

by shintao
8-22-12
OK, I want you to take these Republican magic beans.
Why would I do that?
Because I am going to rape you and you won't get pregnant.
Oh! So they must be magic!
So that rape I gave you didn't hurt a bit did it?
Yeah, you republicans sure know your magic!!

 

by shintao
9-11-15
BZZZZZZZZZ.pop.BZZZZ
OK Rosco, you are my new fast food cook.
How much do I make? BZZZZ.pop.BZZZZZ
Absolutely nothing.
If robots make nothing, who buys your food??
Hmmm, I will have to work on that little problem.

 

by shintao
9-11-15
How Many Jobs are available?
About 3 million in the USA.
Hmm, and there are 93 million unemployed.
Yeah, so what?
Well, that means 90 million people have no hope of finding a job.
Oh, they are just lazy shiftless bums who don't want a job!

 

by shintao
10-11-15
I had to piss in the cup today.
So ahh, how did it go?
I think I passed.
Why do you think that druggie?
Well, he fucked me in the ass to get some piss flowing.
Yeah, you passed the drug test.

 

by shintao
7-14-16
I want to stir some shit up.
Hmm, I'm a shit disturber, whats up?
Oh, I want to cut the NHB forum some slack. I call it the 10 Thread Rule, you can post 10 shit disturbing posts daily instead of 5.
Wow, heavy, thats a lot of shit alright.
Do you see any problems with the 10 Thread Rule?
Were going to need a bigger shitter.

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