All comics by slaitila

 

by slaitila
7-11-05
Hey, wanna know about furries?
Uhh... Not sure.
It's about mutual friendship and respect rather than sex and depravity, we like to share things and are not afraid to hug and kiss each other, which reminds me, uhh..
Hey officer! Over here!
Later...
Fursecution, I say! Do YOU wanna know about furries, by the way?

 

by slaitila
7-11-05
So, as I was saying, me and nightvixen were at this motel having hot gay sex...
...
...after this one Anthrocon I went and commissioned a picture of my character covered in cat excrement...
Later, in a hot hot place.
Hey baby, wanna yiff?

 

by slaitila
7-11-05
Hey J, I heard satan is filing a sexual harassment suit against someone who has recently passed down beyond the fiery gates.
Some heavy shit, man...
You have been found guilty for sexual harassment against the lord of hell, lucifer. How do you plead?
Fuzzy.
So there I was, having this weird dream about being banished from hell, back to the world of living, hey, cute dog you have there... Can I rape it?

 

by slaitila
7-11-05
I couldn't believe they would deport us to afghanistan. The goose was giving clear signs of consent.
And I thought the kids at the schoolyard would learn something valuable about anatomy from the added appendixes in my fursuit.
This world doesn't seem to be ready for furries yet.
Who are you?
Follow me if you want to live.

 

by slaitila
7-11-05
**We will behead this infidel if you do not order your troops to leave iraq immediately!
ALLAH AKBAR *cut* *slash*
Gross...
Hey, baby. Remember me?
NOOOOOOOO!

 

by slaitila
7-12-05
It wasn't a sheep I had sex with, it was a polish midget named Vojtek who dresses up in fursuits.
Yeah right, and I'm Steve Irvin the crocodile hunter.
Shite crikey! That's a feisty one.
Miło mi cię, Pana, Panią poznać

 

by slaitila
7-12-05
Drunk and lonely... This furry lifestyle isn't really helping me to get dates with real people. That's why I imagine things.
Well, it wouldn't hurt if I lowered my standards. Maybe if I reached for the lowest common denominator, I would finally get rid of my virginity.
Hey baby, wanna yiff?
You bet your ass I want!

 

by slaitila
7-12-05
God damn it, I can't even visit my sister after the police said that I should stay away from her family.
Only in America can you get a restraining order after sending a Pikachu doll as a present to your niece. It was a token of love for christ's sake.
Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't have sewn the realistic-looking vagina on it.

 

by slaitila
7-12-05
Oh my god, was THAT a relief.
*squeak*
A couple of hours earlier.
What a cute squirrel, do you want to go to a warm soft place?
*squeak*

 

by slaitila
7-12-05
...so basically we promote diversity and tolerance over bigotry and ignorance.
But isn't this basically another I'm better than thou group?
Hey! you in the something awful shirt! EAT SHIT AND DIE!
I rest my case.

 

by slaitila
7-12-05
That's it! As a desperate journey to my primitive roots I'm going to stop taking showers from now on!
One week later...
I'm already feeling my inner animal struggling for freedom as the odor rises.
Dangit, that city slicker smells worser than me old uncle Yellers.
Two weeks later...
Would there be any space for me in your pants?
Technically everyone is welcome inside my pants. Go ahead, sugar!

 

by slaitila
7-12-05
I hate my life, I hate my existence, this mediocrity, this meaningless excuse for a social life.
I will now do what is necessary, like Kurt Cobain I will end my life.
PLEASE GET ON WITH IT, I HAVEN'T HAD A COFFEE BREAK IN 6 HOURS AND I'D LIKE TO HAVE IT NOW.

 

by slaitila
7-19-05
So, is being Death the same as in that Jack comic - Edgy and features well-known fursonas?
NO, NOT AT ALL. I PERSONALLY THINK JACK IS PRETENTIOUS CRUD. BEING DEATH IS MOSTLY UNHAPPY ENDINGS WITHOUT CAMEOS.
How unhappy, actually?
FOR EXAMPLE, TAKE THE LONDON BOMBERS. THEY FOUND OUT THAT THE 70 VIRGINS IN HEAVEN WERE ACTUALLY FAT JAILHOUSE GAY MEN.
Later, in Afghanistan...
Hay mullah praise Allah! Let's go blow shit up!

 

by slaitila
7-31-05
Hey, plush-patrick! Since when have you been a transvestite?
I'm not a transvestite, I'm a postfurry. I'm no longer a member of that sordid group of perverted gay loners who call themselves furry.
Can I still lick your asshole?
Go ahead sugar.

 

by slaitila
7-31-05
This is my uncle Patrick, my dad says he's a good for nothing slob, but he's actually a furry.
What I like in being a furry is the freedom of imagination, for example you can make more imaginative poses of your favorite cartoon animals...
Shit...
This is a direct violation of the restraining order you have on children, since that puppet show!

 

by slaitila
7-31-05
Hey, do you wan... Shit!
One of those... AGAIN!?
URK!

 

by slaitila
7-31-05
And now we have gathered to mourn the loss of Patrick Floggingbottom, as he was taken away so young.
Not so fast, reverend. I AM PATRICK FLOGGINGBOTTOM!
Who is the corpse, then?
Then, why are you dressed like a choir boy?
I was hoping to get some anal while I'm at it.

 

by slaitila
7-31-05
It all started when Fuzzy Pete had planned the perfect suicide.
Lizardman had told him about his encounters with a cell mate called "Butch" and the violent tendencies he bore against people talking about the furry fandom.
Also he told me about the restraining order I had been given after showing my sister's kid one of my more altered plush-toys. Not to mention the pikachu I sent her afterwards...
Hey unca patwick, can I play with this kitty.

 

by slaitila
7-31-05
So he dressed up as me and went to the school with my nephew who lived in the same area as the cop who had jailed lizardman.
That day, I was working at the petting zoo and wasn't wearing my bunny costume, he took advantage of the situation thus getting himself killed.
You? At the petting zoo?
End of discussion!

 

by slaitila
8-23-05
Hey, liz, did you hear about the last otacon debacle? Furries got beat up by anime fans.
Anime fans? Holy fucking shit on a stick and Freya Crescents smelly vagina!
Yeah, dude. I was thinking about going and rough those damned Faye Valentine-fetishists up real good.
So... Why are you just standing there stupefied with that axe of yours?
Uh... So... Did you hear about the new animal porn thread on FChan? It's got Giga.s?
I was just about to buy some extra toilet paper.

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