Infidels by smarmybarb7-29-04 I hope Andy's papers are going well. What's the problem? Hes been stressed. What can we do to cheer him up? Hmmmm..... Kill the infidels! And penguins. Damn dirty penguins.
Avril Worshipper by smarmybarb7-29-04 Thats sooo awesome! Duude I totally want a nail in my head. It kinda hurts. Well why'd you do it? Butch did it. That weird guy with the mask But at least he gave me the hammer. Made me promise to do something though. Back on earth..... Will do anything to kill that wussy Avril worshipper.
Pimpin ain't easy by smarmybarb7-30-04 Hey sweet thang. Hows you like to work for me? I don't have earthling genitalia You think them skeezers care? You got some hole somewhere, don't you? I don't think I like how this conversation is going. I hope he joins just so I can beat his ass Have you ever thought about a career change? Perhaps you could become a sanitary engineer?
