All comics by snazench

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by snazench
1-11-01
say something funny
No.

 

by snazench
1-11-01
It's goddamn early. Why are you still awake?
I'm not.

 

by snazench
1-11-01
DIZZACK
See? I can be as funny as Three Reasons.
WIF A HEM AN A HAW!
Everyone will laugh and know that I make good jokes.
Now everyone will love me!
Sigh.

 

by snazench
1-12-01
Jesus, what will it be like after I die?
Occasionally, you will see things as though you are a horse.
Why is that, Jesus?
Because you're a jackass.
But jackasses aren't part horse!
Lookit mister know-it-all over here!

 

by snazench
1-12-01
making jokes about a background is gay
gay in the driveway, rain man
gay like your shoes

 

by snazench
1-12-01
..i jumped out of the cake and -- *cough* *wheeze* *hack*
you should wear less black and stop smoking clove cigarettes
i smoke black tar heroin
i don't have feet for ears
"FEET FOR EARS JOKES" are gay in the driveway, rain man
so's my DIZZZAK!

 

by snazench
1-12-01
why do you only make comics after twelve thirty pm?
why do they call you 'the termite'?
why do i only have one frickin pose? am i some kind of inanimate object?!
you've been drafted.

 

by snazench
1-12-01
how about i throw this saddle on you and ride around?

 

by snazench
1-12-01
how about i throw this saddle on you and ride around?

 

by snazench
1-12-01
how about i throw this saddle on you and ride around?
that line was only funny at one in the morning

 

by snazench
1-12-01
how about i throw this saddle on you and ride around?
don't make me come over there!

 

by snazench
1-12-01
father who art in heaven... hallowed be thy...
JESUS! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
That's better. Now where was I?

 

by snazench
1-12-01
why are you so tense?
Get the hell away from me!
how about i throw this saddle on you and ride around?

 

by snazench
1-12-01
GOD DAMN YOU WORLD!
GOD DAMN YOUUUUUUU!!
What's your problem?
Nothing ... it's over now.

 

by snazench
1-13-01
ok so let me get this straight...
ok
it's one thirty AM?
yes
and you're drunk and making comics?
... yeah.

 

by snazench
1-15-01
...gotta ... make comic...
but it's not even eleven o'clock yet
weh -- that's YOUR opinion, goat-lips!

 

by snazench
1-15-01
i bet he wonders where i got this watch.
...fuckin' goat...
no one's the boss'a me!
i am the devil.
nigga, you ain't shit!

 

by snazench
1-15-01
look into my eyes
yes master?
kill the infidels

 

by snazench
1-15-01
excuse me
you want something?
...fuckin creepy-ass robot.
backgrounds are gay in the driveway, rain man

 

by snazench
1-15-01
this comic should have been called 'a man and his chicken'
i bet there will be a lot of chicken jokes comin up
yeah... i'm afraid to look at the new comics on lowpass
'choke the chicken' ... 'what, are you chicken?'
my hair looks very San Francisco, if you know what i mean, rain man
i have wings! and don't call me 'rain man,' fag.

 

by snazench
1-15-01
who the hell are you?
fred.
what did you just pull out of your ear?
i don't know.
shiite, muslim! i just realized i'm the only black man on lowpass!
well, ain't that a hoot and a holler?

 

by snazench
1-17-01
The blue and red are both quite dark, and they're both distributed nicely throughout.
The hair came out great!
But next time, I use tint brush anyway.

 

by snazench
1-17-01
What's up, Mark?
I saw a big furry beast run behind your house last night.
shit.

 

by snazench
1-18-01
look into my eyes
how bout i throw this saddle on you and ride around?
how bout i shove this ball up your scary goat ass?

 

by snazench
1-26-01
ok ... ok. it's official now: I SUCK
tell me about it, dude
it's all over.
it's all going down.
http://www.eleven-11.com/1111/accessories/mousepad.html
sweet and soft, my friends are sweet and soft! SOFT AND SWEET!

 

by snazench
1-26-01
some day... all of this will be yours!
YAY!
take your pants off.

 

by snazench
1-26-01
who would know the 'ins and outs' of prostitution better?
"who could ask for anything more?"
I want to goat-fuck you.
Take a number.
I'm getting irate.
Winona Ryder is a donkey bonker.

 

by snazench
1-26-01
this would be better if it didn't load so slow
they have it as a t-shirt
i need that so bad
free posters, vagina viking
seventeen five seventeen four
give me the combination business, shit lips

 

by snazench
2-10-01
shit.
i hope that squirrel isn't here for my soul.
look into my eyes...

 

by snazench
2-10-01

 

by snazench
2-10-01
YES IT IS!
IT IS NOT!
YES IT IS!
IT IS NOT!
YES IT IS!
IT IS NOT!

 

by snazench
2-11-01
who would know the 'ins and outs' of prostitution better?
i wanna... throw this saddle on you and ... ride around.

 

by snazench
2-11-01
why have you forsaken me?
why have you forsaken me?
why have you forsaken me?

 

by snazench
2-11-01
we're clowns
yeh
we don't get no respect
yeh
this is not a fat suit
yeh... i can't see my feet

 

by snazench
2-11-01
what's up ho?
NOT LOT BIATCH, U LIKE IRC
dis my firs time
A/S/L?
die.
A/S/L?

 

by snazench
2-11-01
HEY BITCH! LOOK INTO MY EYES!
I SAID HEY YOU, BITCH!
WANNA CYBER?

 

by snazench
2-11-01
imagine that i could spell things very well
... and that i have perfect grammar because i am a college professor.
now, if you want to graduate, you'll have to take your clothes off.

 

by snazench
2-11-01
i saw a big furry beast run behind your house last night.
shit.
how about i throw this saddle on you and ride around?
take your clothes off

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