All comics by sorackalops

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
Pac-Man meets The Kitterator
Hello there, would you like to pet my kitty?
Now why would I wanna do a crazy thing like that?
YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH CAT? YOU WILL PAY!!!
Um, I really hope thats a gun in your pocket...
Uh, what do you mean hottie---er, PAC-MAN!!!
Uhh, thats definantly rape Mr.

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
Location:Kitterator's Base
The plan is going perfectly...Pac-Man should have followed me here and...
STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
What do you want?
I want to stop you and your evil boss!
Well...in that case...I WANT YOU!!!er...TRANSFORM!!!
That's kinda creepy mister...can you please just die and lets save you from the pain?...Woah whats with the creepy tie-dye?

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
The Kitterator's Transformation?
How do you like me now Pac-man? I KNOW YOU WANT ME!!
This guy is reeeeeally creeping me out...
Well...are you just gonna sit there? Or are you gonna rape me?
Am I gonna what? That's it...Celestial Striker!!
Fin...for now...
Well...he was easy...

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
Place: Hell. Time: 4:19:48 PM.
Welcome to Hell! My name is Satan and I'll be your ruler for all eternity. May I take your order?
I like Kats.
I believe you mean Cats.
That's what I said. Kats.
No offense Canada but...you suck.
No, you clearly pronounced your "C" with a "K." The only reason you would do that is if your Canadian. And Canadian's just suck.
Kats come from Canada.

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
Kitterator obviously is the superior being.
Well, Are you Canadian?
What is...Kanadia?
No...C-anada! Not K-anada!
Kandia? Kats are better than Kandy.
Grim...Deal with this idiot.
LONG LIVE KATTIA!!! WE SHALL CONQUER THIS KANDIA!!!

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
Follow me, Sir.
Kats. Kats. Kats. I love Kats! Oh hello Beautiful, Wanna see my Kats?
Cats? Uhh...Sure?
TRANSFORM!!!
Uhh...Nice...uhh...Cat?
My Kat is big!

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
Now, Sir, If you would please follow me...
Do you like Kats?
Errr...I guess...Now just come this way please.
Do you have Kats?
Uhh...No Sorry...Now follow me or else...
Do you impregnate Kats?

 

by sorackalops
6-25-04
This is your last chance sir. Come this way or you will be punished.
I really love Kats. I married a Kat once. It died though. People live longer than Kats I guess....
PUNISH TIME!!!
Kats. Kats. Kats. Kats. Kats. Kats. Kats. Kats. Kats.
Hahaha. How do you like your punishment?
Kats. Kats. Kats. Ka--GRRRR!!!. Ruff! Ruff! BARK!!

 

by sorackalops
6-26-04
Translation: Punishment?
hahaha Well I'll leave you to witness the power of your punishment!!
Arf?
Translation: Punishment?
Translation:Kat?
meow?
Aroof?

 

by sorackalops
6-26-04
Dogs don't like Cats...
Meow...
AROOF!!!
MEOW!!
GRRRR...ROOF!! BARK!!! GRRR!!!
yelp...
GRRRR!!!

 

by sorackalops
6-26-04
So how'd you make him obey you?
Oh, simple thing...you know how he loves "Kats?"
Cats? Yeah...So what?
Oh...Turns out even if you love cats...a dog just hasta eat Cats...
FIN!
And once he ate the cat...He commited suicide!
I'm not dead...Simply...Ashed

 

by sorackalops
6-26-04
Hey, Sexy! Wanna get your bang on?
No.
Wanna see a real man naked?
No, wanna see me without anything on?
A squrrial? How was I suppossed to know "Wanna see me without clothes" means "I'm a squirral bitch! Wanna see a real squirral's chest?"
My chest still is better when I'm a squirral!

 

by sorackalops
6-27-04
So a monkey, a human, and a table are on a spaceship...got the joke so far?
A table?
You heard me bitch!
Woah! We're in space!! And...I'm a monkey? So, where's this table?
Wait, Lemme finish the joke first. And So, The table, FALLS ON THE MONKEY!! hahaha! Get it?
Ouch!! You never mentioned the phone! And no, I do not understand you're stupid joke!

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