All comics by spacebarbroke

 

The things people will do for a nice tasty pie. by spacebarbroke 5-05-03
Don't you hate it when you have no pie? I would like some pie... Mmm.... pie....	Maybe I should eat you instead! I hope he doesn't eat me.	And so Mr. Chicken morphs into a Demon of great strength and eats our friend Billy the Goat. PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE Oh my dear God!!

 

A female? On the internet? Impossible. by spacebarbroke 5-05-03
hey! i'm a girl ;) I need a girlfriend... hey!	lemme send u a pic of me liek 5up4r 1337	*h0tgurl69 has logged off* OMFG!! You're a dude!!! Goddamn it! I was hoping a girl would actually like me! You, my friend have risen my hopes and dashed them in an instant why I'd kick your ass at...

 

What hell is REALLY like. by spacebarbroke 5-05-03
Hell's not that bad! I mean I get a TV Sucks.... *click* *According to Jim*	damn.... *click* *According to Jim*	*click* Son of a bitch! Hell sucks nuts! *According to Jim*

 

Spam. by spacebarbroke 5-05-03
You've got mail! Damn. I have to go. All right. It's just one mail.	*click click type type type*	Goddamn it! I do not need my penis enlarged!

 

Fat people, here's something for you. by spacebarbroke 5-05-03
So, a guy walks up to — You suck! And your fat!	You know why I'm fat? No, care to elaborate?	'cause every time I fuck yo motha she makes me sandwiches! ...

 

One reason old people suck. by spacebarbroke 5-05-03
We meet our friend, Bob. An average kid staying with his grandmother. Die you fucking son of a bitch! You will rot in hell you bastard n00b!!!	Nothing, you old, stupid bitch. What did you just say?!	You mother — ... old people suck Now you quit with that mouth of yours!

 

Laziness... by spacebarbroke 5-05-03
I can't find the remote....	and I'm too lazy to reach over there and hit the button on the TV...	*and now for the "Planets Funniest Animals!!"* Aww, fuck it. I'll just watch this one channel... damn it.

 

Some of the things we say... by spacebarbroke 5-06-03
I don'tget when people say "I don't give a rat's ass" I mean who wants a rat's ass? I sure as hell don't. Where does a rat's ass start and end for that matter?	Is an ass just the hole? Or the cheeks, too? Because last time I checked, and I find myself staring at animal asses quite often, they don't have cheeks.	And then there is the process of removing the ass... You'd have to use some sort of sharp tool... So now you have a bloody rat's ass. Why would you want this?

 

Abuse by spacebarbroke 5-06-03
Dude, you suck at basketball! Didn't you ever play with your dad? My dad was an alcoholic used to beat me with a broken car antenna.		So... Um, you want to play some video games? Sure...

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