Spacebot #1 by spacebot2-12-01 Red Robot #C-63, have you ever considered dating a humanoid? Never! Because there really is some hot ass on the internet! Bah! I crush evil hu-mans! I met one girl named "Spacebot"... Bot? Really? Will she wear a thong and bend over?
drunken bastard by spacebot2-13-01 She wants me to share my booze! Hey, man. Can I have some of that? My precious booze! But she is kinda hot... slutty, too. Hell-oh!? Do you hear me? Jee-zus, what a retard! She thinks I'm God! Hey... where's she go? Where's my booze?! Prepare to burn.
Eeee-vil! by spacebot2-13-01 Now it's time for my eeee-vil experiment! You have a pretty smile, Dr. Creepenstein! I will swap our brains to increase my intelligence and turn him eeee-vil! The way you're looking at me... does that mean you want to "sex me up"? Now to get him into the brain swapping machine... I have a girlfriend, just so you know...
Communication by spacebot2-14-01 rrrring! rrrring! rrrring! rrrring! I'll give you something to cry about! rrrring! rrrring!