I thought cats were supposed to land on their feet (#1)

Author: spiderland

Date: April 26, 2001

by spiderland
4-26-01
The setup....
Hey, Jesus, I'm a horribly deformed, filthy leper. How's about healing me or something?
No.
Meanwhile....
1001110101010111...!
10111??.... 01100!!!!!!!!!
Back at the ranch....
My ears fell off so I had to use my filthy, rotting feet.
Look pal, I'm playing the world's smallest violin. Now fuck off.