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by spinark
4-16-03
The Change
So let me get this straight...
You went to an ICP Concert..
And this is what happened to you?
...

 

by spinark
4-16-03
The Indecant Propsal
So Like... the World is Over and stuff
Yeah...
You like... want to get naked?
Ummm... No. By the Way. You Smell
The Reject
But at least I am not dead.
Rather do it with a corpse...

 

by spinark
4-16-03
The Dilema
You seen my Rake?
...
Well when ya do call me Mmmkay?
With a Phone?
Yee Haw!
Hillbilly Bob, I found a Sickle...

 

by spinark
4-17-03
The Weird Files
So you got the tape?
WXPWCWWF Nuts and Bolts XXX Uncensored
Does it have Big Dyke Dudley Vs. Bolts Mahagony?
Yeah. For the WXPWCWWF Tree Hugging Hipie Championship
The Last Straw
In a "Crap on a Stick" Match I Hope...
Urge to Kill Rising...

 

by spinark
2-01-04
The Scam
Die Mutha Fucka Die!
O...K....
Where my Demonz at?
Well... I don't know...
The Escape
Where are you goin?
I gotta get me a gun...

 

by spinark
2-01-04
The Quest Begins...
Hey Oggy
Hi Spinny!
I need guns... Lots of Guns..
He finally lost it...
The Plan Unfolds
Skizzy is gonna die tonight!

 

by spinark
2-01-04
Inside the Underground Lair!
Now Skizzy is gonna die Sparky!
Want a puff?
Now to ship the bomb and finish off that idiot...
The Delivery
UPS Delivery for Skizzy
Oh Wow! A Present for me!

 

by spinark
2-01-04
The Trojan Horse...
A prop Rocket for my New Music Video!!
The Untimely Death
Basking in the Glory
Finally... The Nuisance has been dealth with Sparky!
Want a Puff?

 

by spinark
2-01-04
The Guilt Trip Begins...
Sparky Damnit! Don't you know pot is bad for you?!?!
Sure...
How would you feel if I was choking now and you were too stone to help?
Tough Luck?
No Pursuading the Masses
You do realize you are a big ass?
Sure. I am after all a Dinosaur.

 

by spinark
2-01-04
The boredom sets in...
Stupid Icy Rain...
What's wrong Spinny?
I am gonna miss my D&D session cause it's raining with Ice...
And you are sad because?
No help from Genetically Engineered Pets.
I was looking forward to it.
Loser...

 

by spinark
2-03-04
The Rogue Dwarf...
Can I retrieve my arrows?
No. They are all broken.
The Elven Samurai...
Can I retrieve my sword now?
Sure.
The Paladin...
Can I retrieve my Dignity now?
No, and we are gonna make you remember you fell on your ass when attacked!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The Investigation Begins
We know you stole the plans to the machine...
... so give them up now!!!
The Great Escape
It's like talking to a wall. I'll be back.

 

by spinark
4-11-04
Unaware of the Swift Escape.
Now to get that information I needed.
Olson Twins Playboy release date...
BOSS! The Chair Escaped!!!
Incompetant Genetic Creatures.
WHAT WHAT?!?! What do you mean the Chair escpaed?!?!
He's gone Boss! He's goner then gone!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The Search Begins!
I'm glad I placed that booger... I mean tracker on the Chair!
Now to track it down and capture it before it gives the info to the ENEMA!
No Luck for the Weary
You got SPAM!
Sonova!!!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The Solution
Heh
Hee Hee
Boss! What was that Explosion!?!?
Nothing. Call in the clean up crew and get me a freaking Phone Book!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The Phone Solution
Yeah... Is this Mr. Chris Conchairto?
No....
You Bastich! I know it's you! I am coming after those plans!!!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The chase is on!
You want a puff Boss?
No you stoned ass Dinosaur!
Why not Boss?
Look! You ever thought that the Dinosaurs died in the first place because of drugs?
Lost Hope
No. But if you tell them that you got stoned, I'm sure they woukd understand.
The idiots that I create...

 

by spinark
4-11-04
Appoiting the Watchmen
Woof!
Look Sparky! Watch after the lab while I am gone!
Bzzzzzz
Look EX187, I need a disguise for this mission.
The Disguise Revealed
Bzzzzzz
Not exactly what I was going for, but it will do...

 

by spinark
4-11-04
At the door
Now I got him....
Ding Dong!
Who is it?!?!
The Temptation!
Horny Schoolgirls! We're selling "Just 18" Porn!
Be right there!!!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The pitch
We have "Just 18" VHS and DVD for only $12 for VHS, and $18 for DVD.
I'll take the DVD. You got anything else?
Yeah. You're busted asshole! Give back the lab plans!!
Oh crap!
The Fatal Blow!
TACKLE!!!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
Busted!
Now we got you!
But... Who the hell are you?!?
Unmasked!
It's me asshole!
Crap! You got me Spinny!
The Revelation
Now hand over the lab plans!
I can't. I flushed them in the toilet!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The Mind Games begin
You sure are full of yourself for someone just sitting there at my mercy!
I am a chair after all...
Chair. Your kind ain't welcome around here!!!
Stop trying to be like that guy on South Park.
Common Interests collide!
You watch South Park?
Sure. All the time. I got the first 3 Season on DVD!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
The End is near...
That's cool. It's just too bad that you are expendable. I do wish I could call him back now...
Call who back?
I hope you two have fun...
Who... Who are you talking about? Spinny... Spinny! Where are you going?!?!?
Well, have a nice life, or whatever is left of it when he is done...
Come.. Come one man. We can watch South Park together and stuff. You don't have to do this...

 

by spinark
4-11-04
This isn't even funny. How is he going to leave me here all alone and scare me like that....
... I didn't even mean to flush those plans, but I was out of toilet paper...
Knock! Knock!
Oh boy... This is definetly gonna suck...

 

by spinark
4-11-04
Enter the Reaper!
...
Oh... It's only Oggy. Hey buddy, how are ya? Long time no see...
...
Ni..Nice Knife. Are we having Cake?
And with a flick of the light switch...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by spinark
4-11-04
Aftermath
Today the Police found a mutilated chair in a hotel room. No witnesses or suspects have been named yet but the police suspects the local Serial Killer to be responsible for the crime.
Well... That's that...
Is the problem solved Boss?
Yes... But we still got one part that needs to be resolved in the future...
Reflecting on the Past
*Sigh*

 

by spinark
4-23-04
What the fuck am I doing in a church?
You got some money man?
If I don't move, he might not see me...
Hey! You got some money to spare man?
Would you like some Candy little boy?
Oh... Fuck No, not this again!

 

by spinark
4-23-04
In the darkness, evil creeps...
Finally! After two months I managed to bypass the system and return!
Hey! It's that Spinark guy! What's up?!?
Didn't I kill you?
I guess, but now I am back to rock the mic right!
Oh Shut the fuck up already! Where is my fucking gun!?!?!

 

by spinark
4-23-04
So, tell me again what we are doing here?
Kill... Maim... Destroy...
Riiiight... Now, what do you plan to do those to?
Bunny... Bunny... Bunny...
Ok... I'll get back to you when I see Bugs around.

 

by spinark
6-09-04
The Evolution is a Mystery
We're in a grassy field smoking grass... Heh!
So?
You want a hit?
I am so leaving now...
A Mystery INDEED!
Hey Linky, what's up?
Dude? Spinny, you want a hit?

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