All comics by squabies

 

by squabies
10-06-05
Wow, I can't believe I'm having dinner with Freddie Mercury!
Why have you summoned me from my eternal rest?
I took the liberty of ordering for the both of us. I hope you enjoy the "Awesome Blossom."
I hate the living... the warmth hurtssss... and I dislike onions.
You misunderstand. The "Awesome Blossom" is something you're gonna get in the backseat of my car after dinner.
Gross. Dude, I'm not gay. Having AIDS was just part of my Rock n Roll persona.

 

by squabies
10-06-05
I suppose you're wondering why I dug you up and brought you back to life, Sir Alec Guiness.
Gggrrrrrruuuuh.
Ever since I first saw you in Star Wars, I knew I was gay. And that I was totally into old guys.
Mmmeerrrrgh.
So, do me a favor and go all blue and glowy while I jack off on you.
I'm Peter Cushing. But okay.

 

by squabies
10-11-05
An average human being +
stripcreator.com =
Comedy
ME SUKY SUCKY LONG TIME
I LVOE ANAL!!!!!!1

 

by squabies
10-11-05
My dick hurts.
Help! I'm being devoured by ants!
I killed a hooker!
Shazam!

 

by squabies
10-12-05
I'm reading a letter.
I'm holding a hammer.
I hammered a nail into my head.
I'm in a garbage can!

 

by squabies
10-13-05
Yesh?
Hi I'm Ted. I just moved in next door.
It'sh nishe to meet you, Ted. My name ish Shtuart.
Hey. Are you retarded or something?
No, I have a shpeech impedient.
Too bad. I'm on a scavenger hunt and you would have been worth ten points.

 

Hi Misto, my name Bubba. You gonna buy this rock?
You must have incredible skills to see through my Ninja Invisibility technique. I will buy your rock if you agree to become my sensei.
by squabies, 10-15-05

 

by squabies
10-15-05
RARRR!
RRAAAARRRR!!
RARRR!
RRAAAARRRR!!
RARRR!
RRAAAARRRR!!

 

WAHT TEH FCUK R U SPOSED 2 B?
by squabies, 10-20-05

 

by squabies
10-20-05
Hi, I'm new here.
What a bitch. And a total slut.
Hi, I'm new here.
Those tits are so not real. Total slut.
Hi, I'm new here.
I totally want to fuck that slut.

 
by squabies, 10-20-05

 

by squabies
10-20-05
RARR!!!
Unng!!
RARR!!!
Unng!!
RARR!!!
Unng!!

 

Dangit, Helen, don't flush until I fix the leak!
by squabies, 10-20-05

 

Woohoo! I'm a'pissin all over y'all! Yeehaw!
by squabies, 10-20-05

 

by squabies
10-21-05
Can't..................... takeitanylonger.
What?
iiiiiiii need. food. or I'll. diehereonthis... godforsakenplanet.
What?
KHAAAAN!!!

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