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by starfighter
1-07-01
clango has something very important to tell the red robot
i love you
is he an idiot?
does clango have a heart? could he be considered human?
i want to buy you lots of dead humans in a bouqet
he really loves me!
heh, i bet the red robot considers him human now... cause i bet he wants to hunt him down!
i love you too!
hahaha, you're the idiot!! i never really loved you, it's aprils fools day, you see!

 

by starfighter
1-11-01
robots do not talk (they have no mouth!!)
hello robotfriend!
hello!!
(because of that) they are telepatical
did you scare any humans this lovely day?
no i did not, there are no humans on this planet dumb fuck robot!!
if they talked maybe people would not be so afraid of them (or maybe if people were telepatical too?)
ah yes i forgot please do not say bad words i get sad!
no problem but let us go to the bar and drink some oil!!!

 

by starfighter
1-11-01
i think
therefore i am
ooo... and i am hungry

 

by starfighter
1-11-01
i think
hey! who are you? you are copying me!! aaaarw this makes me mad!! i am hungry so i will eat you!!
therefore i am
arrw but maybe you are poisonous you never know..
i am tasty

 

by starfighter
1-11-01
*burp*
actually he was quite tastey
OH NO ANOTHER ONE... AAAAAH!!!!
i think...

 

by starfighter
1-11-01
...some days later...
ahh now i have eaten lots of other ..things.. hmh i wonder if there are any more?
i cant see any of them around here.. that really sucks :(
oh.. there is one.. *goes that way*

 

by starfighter
1-11-01
oooh a girl i wonder if she can see me...
la la la i am a silly little girl and i sing silly little girl songs
i bet she cant. i am going to SCARE her!!!
la la la i'll sing my silly song cause i'm very very silly girl
BOOOO!!!!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!! (silly girl scream)

 

by starfighter
1-11-01
so did you scare her? i didn't know you could talk like that..
yes i really scared that little silly girl, haha!! i did not know i could scream like that either but i just tried and it worked.
ROAAARRRR!!!! look i did it too!!!
no you didnt dumb fuck you thought that look at the bubbles above your head...
ah yes i see now sorry :(
no problem not everyone is as clever as i am

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