Holiday confrences

Author: stick

Date: December 9, 2004

by stick
12-09-04
As it turns out, God lives underwater.
Can we meet at my place next time?
Next year at the north pole.
I mean, how can you have CHRISTmas without ME?!
We're looking for a more kid-friendly image, you know, without the whole homosexual thing...
After an hour of Jesus complaining about his nippples...
I mean, wasn't it bad enough? They CRUCIFIED me! Now you just want me to retire? You chimo!
So you don't deny it, you are gay!