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As it turns out, God lives underwater.
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| Can we meet at my place next time? | |
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Next year at the north pole.
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| I mean, how can you have CHRISTmas without ME?! | |
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| We're looking for a more kid-friendly image, you know, without the whole homosexual thing... | |
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After an hour of Jesus complaining about his nippples...
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| I mean, wasn't it bad enough? They CRUCIFIED me! Now you just want me to retire? You chimo! | |
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| So you don't deny it, you are gay! | |
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