SKELETALES by strangeuniverse6-26-20 SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE EARTH ALMOST THERE. THE GRAVEYARD SHOULD BE PREFECT. THREE MINUTES LATER... I'M HERE TO KILL YOU. REALLY? YOU MUST BE DYING TO EAT ME! I THINK I'D LIKE THEM BONELESS ANYWAY. THIS ALIEN IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME.
SKELETALES by strangeuniverse6-26-20 LUKE'S HOUSE. HE FACES THE UNEXPECTED. HEY! WHO ARE YOU? YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? NO, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. YOU HAVE? HOW COME I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE? I'M THAT SKELETON YOU HID IN THE CLOSET, LUKE!
SKELETALES by strangeuniverse7-02-20 FUN FACT: ZO LOST HIS SENSE OF SMELL LONG BEFORE GETTING INFECTED. DO YOU STILL HAVE A BRAIN? TAKE A LOOK INSIDE MY HEAD. REALLY? BACK UP, DEAD MEAT! THIS BRAIN IS ALL I HAVE LEFT! BUT YOU BARELY EVER USE IT. I DON'T NEED TO WHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
SKELETALES by strangeuniverse7-02-20 ARE THEY IN HER BACKYARD? WHAT IF SHE DUG HIM UP? BONESY! MY FAVORITE PILE OF BONES! DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT, CINDY. DO YOU EVEN LIKE BEING A SKELETON? NO. I LOSE FAITH WHENEVER A BONE CRACKS. YOU STILL LOOK GREAT THOUGH. I KNOW. I'M SUCH A SKINNY LEGEND.
SKELETALES by strangeuniverse7-21-20 DEATH FINALLY SHOWED UP HEY. YOU'RE ONLY SHOWING UP NOW? YES, SORRY I'M LATE FOR OUR DATE. YOU TOOK FOREVER! I'M NOT EVEN WEARING SKIN ANYMORE! I'M HERE NOW. SO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT LATER? I'D RATHER WALK AWAY KNOWING I REJECTED DEATH ITSELF.
SKELETALES by strangeuniverse7-22-20 WHEN YOU CASUALLY WALK INTO A CRIME SCENE AND SEE A SAD PSYCHO I NEVER SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER. HEY THERE. WHOSE MURDER DID I MISS? OH. YOU. PLEASE KILL ME. WHY WOULD I DO THAT? I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD. YOU STABBED A GIRL BY YOURSELF. I'M SURE YOU CAN COMMIT SUICIDE BY YOURSELF.
SKELETALES by strangeuniverse7-23-20 TWO SKELETONS MEETING? THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. EXCUSE ME? OH, ARE YOU LOST, KID? YES. WAIT, I'M NOT A KID, I JUST WANT YOUR OPI- I'LL HELP YOU LOOK FOR YOUR PARENTS. NO! MY OUTFIT! LOOK AT MY OUTFIT! SO, YOUR PARENTS ABANDONED YOU. MAKES SENSE, LOOK AT YOU.