All comics by sublime78

 

by sublime78
1-05-03
Johan the nice guy contemplates asking the girl out
Hmm, I should ask her out before some other Jackass does....
I am the queen of everything!!! Bow down to my amazing inflated ego!!!
When suddenly..
Would you like to go out sometime?
With you? As if.. I like guys that beat me and cheat on me with my sister! Your just not my type.
Reality sets in.
Oh well, this is more fun.
now all I have to do is wait for him to die alone!!

 

by sublime78
1-05-03
A day in the life of me.
the excitement is to much...
And now! More cartoon reruns you've seen a million times already!!
Our hero grows tired of rejection and quits trying altogether.
Where's a guy when you need one??
Where's a joint when you need one?
In the end he is all alone.
Hey man, I can't hang out tonight, or for the next two weeks straight. I'm going to neglect every single thing in my life and go camp out in my girls apartment. See ya around, or not.
I'm glad my friends help me make up for my lack of a love life, or any life for that matter. Guess I'll go play some games.

 

by sublime78
1-05-03
Johan the nice guy seeks some advice from Maney the player.
..dude
I need some help getting girls.
As they go for a walk Maney just confuses Johan.
Lil dude, you gotta just TAKE what you want. You have to know you are the shit, and the women will follow. Women can't resist confidence. Watch this...
he's definately shit, just not "the shit."
Your coming with me babe. You can make me dinner, then afterward I'll alienate you and hit on all your other friends. Then we can go back to my pad and you can rub my feet while I watch football.
Oh my god he's my dream guy!

 

by sublime78
1-05-03
Even Satan got to take a holiday this year. He decided to spend it at the local Karaoke bar.
Kick ass man, let's rock!! Tenacious D forever!!!
in the dimly lit club trouble was brewing.
...what's a matter you little twits don't like the D?
We like N'sync!! Tenacious D sucks!
but the day is quickly saved.
hehehe... Explosivo!!
it burns... it burns.... oh the humanity!

 

by sublime78
1-05-03
The Adventure of the Dudes:
Dude, this is intense. We're flying man, we're like, up there!
.............
for fifty nights and 13 days their journey pressed onward.
far out man I forgot how we got here..
...dude, where's the minimart?
the minimart was no where to be found.
Hey look, its the magical land of Oz up ahead!
your stoooopid.

 

by sublime78
1-07-03
Hey Jesus?
Yes, my son..
Do you ever get that, you know....
...not so fresh feeling?

 

by sublime78
8-04-05
The future war 2010.
In the Future, a terrible war wages onward.
The Machines will rule over EVERYTHING!! And the Humans will die.
Are you prepared for that? Have you excepted the Lord Jesus as your personal Savior?
What a douche...

 

by sublime78
8-04-05
The Future War Continues...
THE HUMANS MUST DIE!
But not all of the humans have been destroyed.
Man, that new Xbox shit, that's gonna be tight!
Damn. Some night elf outbid me for a Super rare elite unique sword I wanted!
But they do not go unoticed..
But Sir, why do we not crush them and swim in their blood?
We need the cash...

 

by sublime78
8-04-05
A peaceful quiet has settled over the wartorn existance.
For some reason the robots no longer fight.
Man, this new Xbox is the shit!
Hahahaha. I just outbid some geek for the sword he wanted on WoW.
I'm television's Bill Gates and now I control everything. Please feel free to escape into my virtual utopia of VR bliss and ignore the crumbled world outside...
God Damn Windows.

 

by sublime78
8-04-05
It's me again, Bill Gates. In our last strip, we poked fun at things like technology and the internet, as well as video games and the frailty of all humankind.
But in reality technology is a wonderful thing. It brings us mass communication and unlimited information resources all at the push of a button.
Why, it brings us free porn and movie trailers and... spam...and, pointless timewasting ladder schemes and stupid blog patroling trolls...
Reality sets in.
Maybe this time I'll actually puncture through to the brain.
Kids, don't let this happen to you. Please be sure to avoid the internet at all costs and go live in a cave somewhere. It's the only way. You've been warned.

 

by sublime78
8-04-05
Late one day.
Dr. mr Gates. I hope you die. Otherwise nothing personal, but I just wanted to say that..
Hmm, who would say such a thing. I don't have any enimies. I did nothing wrong.
Unless you count that whole thing with Apple.
And so it began...
Sir! Steve Jobs is outside peeing on your car again!

 

by sublime78
8-04-05
At the Apple Headquarters.
I'm Steve Jobs and once and for all I will CRUSH Bill Gates and leave him crying behind his big fat glasses!
Good Steve Jobs, if you continue we may very well consider you.
Come Satan, and let me show you where we keep the flesh slaves. Along the way I will tell you of my wicked plan to forever destroy that little bitch Gates.
Deep beneth the earth in the secret underground lair of Steve Jobs.
Sir, there is an army of evil windows robots outside fixing to storm the front gates.
We'll let my demon friends take care of that!

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