HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR DATING NIGHTMARE SHOW

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 16, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-16-03
Hank, our grand and wonderous hero, got chosen to be plucked or something, on a music television dating show......
Okay Hank, you got to meet our first choice, what did you think???
Uh, please tell me this is all a bad dream!!! I think Wink's gay!!!!
....Contestant number two.....
I can tell you thought that the 1st contestant was TOASTY SMOKEY, But....there's two more for you to choose from, you lucky, sexy dog you!!!!! Contestant number two introduce yourself!!!
Hi Hank, I'm, uh, Philip, no wait, I'm Gina, and I'm not wearing any panties, mmmmmm, I want to uhm, stick my hot throbbing, no wait, I mean, I'm so horny for you big guy!!!!
..We'll be right back after this commercial break for Toasty Woasty Nugget Bites, with an iron filling baked into a crust of hard bread made from sawdust!!!! MMMMM MMMMMM Just like mama use to make!!!
I think in some states, this show would be cause for justifiable homicide.