Hank the Computer Operator Moonlights

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 16, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-16-03
Hank, our fearless computer operator, has decided to moonlight, working as a reporter for the critically acclaimed show, HOLLYWOOD INSIDER.
Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of HOLLYWOOD INSIDER, tonight, we interview Marlon Brando's gay lover.
Oh the things I do for money! I'll just stand here and think about the kick ass machine I'll be able to buy with all that money!!!!
HEY! Wait, isn't that one of the Backstreet Boys??? I love those guys!! BYE! BYE! BYE!!!
Who said this show was critically acclaimed? Where are these critics? Maybe I should hunt them down and kill them like wild animals? Hmmmmm......
OH NO!! IT'S CAN'T BE, OOOOOOH IT IS, AXEL ROSE, I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY!!!!!
Just keep thinking, KICK ASS MACHINE, KICK ASS MACHINE to play Donkey Kong on!!!!!!! Chicks dig guys on TV!!!