HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR GETS PROMOTED, II

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 17, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-17-03
After years of duty to the cause of rebooting computers and installing games on the CEO's computer, Hank gets a BIG promotion.
Okay, this can't be good!!!!! Wonder where I am????
Hey man, are you the new toilet scrubber we ordered from Corporate, uh, Hank or something right?????
No, I'm a computer operator. I was "promoted"?
That's what they all say, follow me to the toilet, they're pretty backed up. Hey, if you ever need a fish, I'm the man to see. I'm the Company Fish Carrier.
"Heard good things"? Yeah, I'm the best toilet cleaner the company's got, that'll look good on the ole resume!!! What the hell is that thing clogging up the john???? And why does it have eyes??? EWWWW