HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR HOME AGAIN

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 17, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-17-03
Hank gets sent back to Corporate.
Yes Hank, I heard some distrubing things about your transfer, that your attitude wasn't up to par with company standard. What do you have to say for yourself?
Well, lets see, first I was transfered down to clean toilets, while cleaning them, I ended up getting some toxic waste on me and transforming into a squirrel, a squirrel with a fetish for big nuts!!
Well, I guess you can have your old job back, everybody else we put in there went insane, became gay clowns.
Uhm, okay...this could be fun.
...And so, Hank continues to battle on, fighting the good fight, but no longer cleaning the toilets!!!!!
Well, glad the effects of that sledge were only temporary, I was starting to crave big nuts really bad, like rotten walnuts.
Hey Hank, glad you're back, like fer sure, the SQL server's on fire, can you take a look into that? Thanks, buhbye!!!!