HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR ESCAPES

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 22, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-22-03
Hank, still trapped in an insane asylum, tries to figure a way to escape.
Well, here I am, stuck in some insane aslyum, with no way out, my only friend, a mad clown, somehow escaped. HOW THE HELL DO I EXPLAIN THIS TO THE BOSS???
Hello! My head hurts! You got any, HELLO GEEEEEEEEEEEE,you got any aspirin????
There has to be a way out of this nightmare, any way, but what can it be???
Oh well, I guess, OH OUCH THAT HURTS, I'll walk down to the store and get some aspirin, be back in a few.
Two weeks later, Hank discovers his way out......
....So I had to slide down an utility pole into a big pile of elephant dung and then outran a pack of rabid squirrels, then duck into a sewer pipe which led to the New Jersey Turnpike.......
That's great Hank, I need you to rebuild the Unix Server from the ground up, need it by tomorrow, thanks, buhbye!!!