WE INTERRUPT HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR AGAIN

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 23, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-23-03
Hank the Computer Operator will be on its regularly scheduled time tomorrow, today, stay tune for a special HOLLYWOOD INSIDER!!!
Hello!!!! We are reporting live from outside the police station of Raleigh County, where it is reported that Richard Simmons is being held after beaten Delta Burke with cooked noodles!!!!
Yes! We're very excited to be the first on the scene with this breaking story.
Wait, we're not first on the scene, I seen ABC, NBC, CBS, BBC and Fargo Broadcasting, plus a hundred other tv, radio and news crews from all over the world over there.
Ahhhh just shut up and read the cue cards!!!!!
That's it! I'm leaving and going home to mother!!! BOO HOO HOO!!!!
What you going to do, ya can't kill em, you can't leave em! Back to you guys in the studio!!!!!