COMPUTER AWARDS 2004 PART ONE

Author: suicidalrat

Date: February 4, 2004

by suicidalrat
2-04-04
It's that time of the year again........
Janet, hurry up and get that bra on!!! Everybody is waiting on you to present the award for the best computer operator 2004!!!!!
I'm almost ready, just a few more threads to fray, so they "accidentally" fall off during the presentation.
Oooh man I hope I win this year!! Last year was close, that dude from India came out with all the awards over me!!!!
Man, wonder where a squirrel can get a beer at this thing?????
Hello!! And welcome to the 2004 Computer Monkeys Award Show, starring a naked man doing the Macarena and Janet Jackson's left nipple!!!!!
I should have said yes to that guest appearence on Fear Factor instead of this!!!!