Stupor Tech Episode Two

Author: suicidalrat

Date: September 22, 2004

by suicidalrat
9-22-04
...Years later.....somewhere City, Big Software Company....Director of Information System is talking to the manager of IS.
*HICK*
Like yeah, fer sure, we need a new tech!! Someone who is smart...okay, maybe not smart but who will work for what we pay!!!
..Interview #1
So like, do you know what a keyboard is?
*BOOP* I need to go to the potty!! The man down the *beep* hallway said this was the way to the restroom!!!
....Still they continue.....
Very good answer. So do you know how to program in C?
Do you have any paper towels? *boop* I just whizzed on your desk!!! It seemed the most appropiate spot!! *CLICK*