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That was a pretty good fire run. Do, I get to be a memeber of the force now?
That wasn't a fire. This was a call about an elderly oriental woman having a heart attack. Turns out it was a brain hemmorage cause her head was filled with too much math knowledge.
Well, at least her head was too full of math. That might prove helpful later on. Remember that elderly black guy who fell down? His head was just filled with memories of fat white chicks he boned.
That elderly black man was my father. And he had a stroke.
Hey, I didn't realize you were a black. Them's fightin words.
Why don't we get you a nap and then we can go throw rotten fruit at some corner stores owned by smelly arabs.

 

According to this bill I know several hundred dollars in back child support. I'm going to have to call and have this matter corrected.
by tOBORFUCKEDMYSTUMP, 12-06-06

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