All comics by tfd

 

Where Will USA Go? by tfd 4-04-10
US will side with EDEN! US will side with Phoenix!	Why would they side with you? Cuz den dey can TAKE Canada's High Titanium and rent one back to the Canada!	Shit. Das right!

 

Protect Teh Double Titaniums!!!1! by tfd 4-04-10
Yo You must be stopped! Must Protect Teh Double Titaniums!	No such thing as Double Titaniums. How you feel about that now? I hate you.	You're crazysauce, I'm outta here, gonna go write an article. Crap.

 

Christmas In Purgatory

Christmas In Purgatory He's still looking at me. Das right

by tfd, 4-04-10

 

CEP War Room

CEP War Room See, what I tell you? Fukin DAL

by tfd, 4-04-10

 

Das Right by tfd 4-04-10
Titanium. It's Coming! USA will side with EDEN! USA will side with Phoenix.	Why would they side with you? Cuz dey can TAKE Canadian Titanium and rent one to the Hungary or Serbia for lot of gold.	Shit. Das right

 

Das Right

A Lesson In Self Importance... I forgive you. Don't need it, but thanks.

by tfd, 4-05-10

 

Das Right

28 Days Later... We should have rented NWT! Das right

by tfd, 4-05-10

 

Das Right by tfd 4-05-10
Derek Harland's first PM arrives as CP Listen to this Acacia, "All of ur Titaniums soon are belong to us, ktxbai" - Serbia But we're gonna put Q5 Hospitals and DS there with only 50 residents between them! It was gonna be so super-duper!	WWTD? What would Tyler do? He'd prolly rent NWT to USA so they can fortress it and get us enough gold to fight off the invasion with. Our Double Titaniums!	Das Right But Scorpius promised me everything would be okay! Das right

 

Das Right by tfd 4-05-10
Acacia Mason In VP Office. Acacia is angry that Tyler wants to rent 'Teh Precious', his 'Double Titanium'. That Tyler! He wants to rent Teh Precioussss!!!!!!!!1! I will fight him! I will save Teh Precioussss!!!!!1! I'm yer Huckleberry	Tyler has never hid his thoughts on the matter and is ready to drop em. I'm gonna fight you Tyler F Durden! Yeah, okay. You gotta turn around first to do that.	Acacia realizes that Tyler is right. Doesn't mean he has to like it tho... I will. As soon as I can outflank you...now get off mine and Derek's CP One ship! Yeah, good luck with that.

 

Das Right by tfd 4-05-10
Canadian VP Acacia Mason summons Deep Thought for guidance about "Double Titaniums". How are we gonna protect Teh Precioussss? I'm convinced we'll be invaded...TFD's right - we can't fortress them. Have you asked Tim Young? If you talk to him, tell him he still owes me 30 gold. Leafs lost.	Some people think that if we rent NWT, we'll lose workers, but we won't! They'll just move to Nunavut! What will Tim Young say? Is this a trick, like #dontjoinitsatrap? What would Tyler do?	Canadian Titanium GMs will feed the American war machine, and make a killing doing it. When will this end? 42

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