On the Set: Zack Snyder's Casablanca (CC 405)

Author: theburninator

Date: October 28, 2008

by theburninator
10-28-08
Run, Ilsa!! I'll hold them off as long as I can!
But, Rick! You'll be killed! The Nazis have superhuman strength and can run sixty miles per hour!
Cut, cut, CUT!!
Don't worry, Ilsa, I'll... wait. Wait, what?! Nazis can't run sixty miles an hour!
Um, are you going off the script?...
Zack, what gives? Nazis don't have superhuman strength.
Hey, who's the director here? Do you know how much money Dawn of the Dead made? MORE THAN YOU'RE WORTH!! Now get back over there and SAY THE FUCKING LINES!