All comics by thejamesmcornett

 

We join JMC and Beardy on a typical day in town...
You know, I just thought of something....it's been forever since we've had a game night.
JMC, we've NEVER had a game night!
That's not my fault! You're always canceling plans at the last minute.
It's called "having a life." If you had one, you'd understand.
We're going back to this? Just because I'm not out drinking or getting laid every night doesn't mean--
Dude, you sit at McDonald's drinking sweet tea and playing on your Xbox 360. If that's your idea of a life, you've got bigger problems than a game night.

 

by thejamesmcornett
10-08-17
We join the newly-redesigned JMC and his wife-to-be Angel during one of his untimely brainstorms...
So the idea is you're going to create a comic based on our lives?
That's the general idea, Angel.
But...the colors for Blueberry and Butterfly don't match what they have here.
That's where I'm going to have to get creative on the editing.
"So long as we get the general feel down, colors won't matter."
You've been going through my litterbox again, haven't you, Butterfly?
You stay quiet about that, Blue, and I won't tell them where you keep your catnip stash.

 

by thejamesmcornett
10-08-17
So I'm working on the concepts, and Blueberry jumps on my desk, hitting my keyboard.
Okay, nothing new there. That's standard.
Well the way I picked her up was like a shotgun. It felt like I was in a first person cat shooter.
...wait, wut?
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the house...
Z-JAC, Dad held me wrong. I feel dirty...
That's nothing. Wait till he starts pulling your tail pointing your ass to people and calling you Miss Toots.

 

by thejamesmcornett
10-09-17
We join JMC on a typical afternoon...
Okay...just a few more keystrokes, and I'll be ready to post this comic.
BABE!!!
Your son is weird! He keeps trying to eat my hair!
What? It looks like red velvet Oreos!
Never mind. That just changed my entire plans for this one...
Come on, just one bite! I wanna see if it tastes like--OW!!

 

by thejamesmcornett
10-12-17
We're gonna have to watch our meals for the next week. We can't afford to shop for groceries again.
Yeah, which means no more wasting money at fast food joints, Snorlax.
Later That Same Week...
I was thinking about possibly using some of my tax money to get a new computer, since mine's having issues.
Like you need it anyway. You're lazy and barely do anything around the house as it is!
The Following Weekend...
My god, can Dad just chill out? He's just acting out like this for attention.
You're lucky you're not my kid, Z-JAC, or I'd have slapped the hell out of you by now, the way you talk to your father....

 

by thejamesmcornett
10-15-17
Can you see if Mom and Dad are still awake? I wanna cuddle them for a moment.
Sure, I'll see if they are.
You're like a very comfy short chair...
Dad? Are you freaking kidding me?!
Moments Later...
OMIGOD, JMC...DID YOU JUST FART ON ME?!?!
I'm going to hell for the thoughts I just came up with....I need to detox with Family Guy and quick.

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