All comics by thetattletales

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
the mind of a married squirell
what do you mean i never take you out?
i hardly consider a nut taking me out steve..
Baby, there are squirells who can't even do that
mmhmm... mom was right.. you're nothing but a no good dumpster rodent
but..but..but.. baby.. i lo-
--Talk to the left, cuz you just ain't Right.

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
but..butt.butt
its..its like.. its like you don't even have a heart sometimes kevin
but.
*sniff* *sniff*...you don't care, you never did.. i hate you!!!
Bitch, I"m a fucking robot.

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
so this is it... the after life... the new beginning..
looks just like what mom told me it would..
wait.. you.. you aren't jesus
oh....oh ok i get it... a black man can't be jesus?..rascist nazi.

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
after waiting 4 long and frustrating years.. Christian finally fosters the balls to ask the love of his life out.........
so.. wanna like.. hang out sometime or something..
um no..
sure?
yes
i think that went well.

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
Somewhere under the atlantic....
The way i see it....we could go about this 2 ways...
A) we could discuss this and find some middle ground where both party's can be happy..
Yes.. B is a nice option too..

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
no...i got the milk... i returned the movie's to blockbuster...i told my job about the mayonaise incident...
Shit!!!!!!! G-String Diva's is on.

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
4?!? 4 times a day??!?
Yeah.... now who feels like an asshole?

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
Go ahead... Ask me again if i have any nuts then go and chuckle with your little friends....and see what happens.

 

by thetattletales
10-05-01
Choices
hmmm
hmmmm
"You've Got Mail"........Whoo hoo!!

 

by thetattletales
10-06-01
Bugs are Fat
Sometimes....On occasion
I'd like to get fat like a bug
you are
but what is "time" really?
Whats this today today?

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