All comics by tjamick

 

I Smite Thee by tjamick 1-16-05
Hey little girl, wanna have sex with my grown up body? Sure!	God saw what happened...	... And sent them both to hell. the man for loving children, and the girl for considering sex before marrige. God was pleased.

 

A Letter From Home. by tjamick 1-16-05
Wanna pet my cat? Shh! I'm Reading a letter from my brother.	oh. ..........................................How about now? ..........	Please? Mother died.

 

I Loove Jokes! by tjamick 1-16-05
What did the Mayo say when the politician went to open the fridge? I dunno, what?	"Don't come in, I'm Dressing!" Nice.	What did the Mayo say when the politician went to open the fridge? -------------------I Dunno, what? --------------------------"Don't come in, I'm Dressing!" -------------------------------- Nice. Soon your souls will be mine.

 

Just Have Faith by tjamick 1-18-05
Wuss up baby? ...	AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH	Thanks. No problem.

 

i made this one because every one is pumping out a whole... by tjamick 1-18-05
(TITLE CONTINUED)... bunch of comics, yet i have no ideas, and i can't find any good people for the ideas that i DO have, so i made this one. yeah, i know it sucks, but whatever. Hi! I'm Doug Benson! EEWWW!	Hi, I'm Santa! EEWWW!	Hi, I'm Satan! I will kill for you my lord!

 

Jimmy wants to bond with dad part one. by tjamick 1-18-05
My dad shares none of the same interests as me. Try bonding with him. suggest an activity that the two of you can do together!	Hey dad, can we go to the big wrestling match tonight? No Jimmy, wrestlers are bastards. we're going to the floral show.	He said no. Wanna see what i have in this cup?

 

Jimmy Wants To Bond With Dad Part 2, Part 1. by tjamick 1-18-05
Hey dad, what is this "sex" that all the kids are ravin' about? Well son...	Thats when it hit him... Wait a second, Jimmy wears a grey sweater. You're an imposter!	Sorry. :( I'm calling the cops.

 

SEXXY by tjamick 1-18-05
Whats up with YOU?	I have Klinefelter Syndrome.	Oh.

 

Jimmy Want's to Bond With Dad Part 2, Part 2 by tjamick 1-18-05
What did you do with the kid?	Meanwhile... AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Somebody help me! please! i'm gonna die in here! Can anyone hear me? Help me Jesus!	Oh, Wait.

 

Nipping a problem in the bud. by tjamick 1-18-05
And thats when Moses said "Trust my Tim, just do it under the tent. God won't be able to see it that way." but God DID see it----- Mr. Fredrichs, isn't it illegal to teach religion in school?	.............	Hey boy, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Either way, you're suspended.

 

Canadian humor by tjamick 1-19-05
HI! I'm tom green! Do you have some semen i can eat or a Rush album i can listen to? I might be able to find something...	Oh my goodness, that Tom Green is something, Eh? Now I'm gonna smoke some more marihuana and hate america even though they supply most of my weird countries stuff that we love so darn much...	... and we should stop making a mockery out of democarcy! and just shut up and join the war effort (if we didnt already. i don't pay attention to the news)! Up next; French stuff that us canadians love so darn much!

 

If Dinosaurs Were Alive Today. by tjamick 1-23-05
Hey Todd. How's the wife? Good.		Well, i got to get back to work. Me too.

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