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by tm
1-14-01
Christ, People Today...
Good Evening America, In News Today, Another School Shooting Occured.
Here we go again
Im Sorry But Were On A "Ratings System" The Key Factor For Our News is "Sensationalism". I tell you what they want you to know, But you only know what they want you to know.
Thank God
*Boom*

 

by tm
1-14-01
Bill decides that Hell is a party and Heaven is no fun at all...
*Snore*
Come to the light
Bill is half asleep and doesn't know whos talking to him...
Jesus Christ! Leave me alone... Im just a bum trying to sleep!!!
But I am Jesus, I am here to take you to heaven...
Bill realizes who it is and goes out in style!!!
*Sigh*
Oh no you don't... KAMIKAZE!!!

 

by tm
1-14-01
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an ape of god, I got a face that's made for doing violence upon, I'm a teen distortion, survived abortion, a rebel from the waist down...
Oh look its Marilyn Manson...
I wanna thank you mom, I wanna thank you dad, for bringing this fucking world, to a bitter end, I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated...
When will my people realize that he exists only on shock value and if they would stop complaining about him, He wouldn't cease to exist...
You said you wanted evolution, the ape was a great big hit, you say you want a revolution man, and I say that you're full of shit...
My people are full of shit...

 

by tm
1-14-01
Kevin Talks with his friend James
Check this shit out bitch, I got a fucking fatty boom batty blunt...
Lemme hit that tight shit...
Little James smokes weed for the first time...
*toke*
Here dawg, Don't fuckin drool all over it...
James doesn't realize Marijuana can distorts some thing and ends up with an identity crisis...
Whoa I never noticed how fly n shit you are... Wana knock some boots?
What the fuck? Im not gay!!!

 

by tm
1-14-01
Hey Jesus, I got a joke for you... How do people know that your Jewish?
I dunno, How?
You lived at home till you were thirty, Went into your father's business, You thought your mother was a virgin and she thought you were god...
Grrr...
AAAHHH!!! FIRE!!! AAAHHH!!!
Sigh

 

by tm
1-14-01
Hey Zoe
Hey Roger
Just Curious, Do You Smoke After Sex?
Hmm...
Come to think of it, I never checked...

 

by tm
1-14-01
Hmm theres a well dressed man walking towards me..
Oh god not another bum...
Sir, Can I borrow a quarter?
"Neither A borrower nor a lender be" - Willaim Shakespeare
"Up your asshole, You cocksucker" - David Mamet

 

by tm
1-14-01
Hey Jack Whats up?
Nothing Much...
Guess what I learned today besides making these stupid comics?
Oh whats that?
Doughnuts go stale after 12 hours...
How informative...

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