All comics by totallycowabunga

 

UH OH!
Suck my dump please
No thank you mister
OH DAMN!
Come on, EVERYBODY is doing it
I said no you cunt piece of shit!
OH BOY!!
Well gee, may I suck yours?
Yes Please

 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I just rapped three nigger bitched in their cunny hole and then I plugged their nose with my dump and cummed up their throat until they drowned to nigger death in my off white cum.
I just rapped three nigger bitched in their cunny hole and then I plugged their nose with my dump and cummed up their throat until they drowned to nigger death in my off white cum who?
Oragne you glad I didn't say banana?
HAHAHA! Your my favorite!

 

Hey, how's it going brown eyes. Can I buy you a drink?
As if!
Come on baby, I don't bite. You got the tightest booty I ever did see and I just gots to check that shit out!
If you're going to check something, CHECK YOUR SELF!
You're breaking my hear honey bee. I'm just a lonely guy looking for someone to talk to and you seemed nice. Oh well, same old story for little old me. I wont bother you anymore.
Wait a sec.....how about that drink???

 

nice titties...
NICE tushy...
IMA GONNA RAPE YOU

 

Introducing!
Hello everybody, we are the Ricardo twin, Mitch and Otis!
Hello everybody, we are the Ricardo twin, Mitch and Otis!
We have lots of hobbies! We like to swim in the lake, play tag, play the trombone, play with dogs but not cats because we are allergic! We also love to have a good laugh, HAHAHAHA
We have lots of hobbies! We like to swim in the lake, play tag, play the trombone, play with dogs but not cats because we are allergic! We also love to have a good laugh, HAHAHAHA
Oh Dear.....
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED OTIS! HE'S DEAD! OH MY GOD! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I SHOT ME A BUGABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

You see Isaac, Alexis de Tocqueville came to America two centuries ago, he was a young French nobleman, and an astute political scientist. He came here to determine the actual meaning of democracy and
Oh dear, I just soiled myself..
Wipe it all son, I want you to wipe me clean...clean....
I AM SO GOTH

 

I cum do I?
Wait, can you repeat the question?

 

I just got our test results..the news isn't good.
What do you mean?
It was positive. I don't know what happend. I swear to god I wore protection. I guess sometimes that isn't good enough
What do you mean?
...we are HIV positive...I am so sorry.....
Oh no, what will I tell my children....oh god no.....

 

Why hello there, if you like video games I just got the new XBox back at my pad. If you want we could go play it on my new 27 inch plasma.
OH REALLY WOW, CAN I CALL MY MOM FIRST??OH NEVER MIND I LIKE VIDEOGAMES!
Care for some wine?
HAHA, NO SILLY I CANT DRINK THAT STUFF, OH WHAT THE HEY. JUST DONT TELL! LETS PLAY VIDEOGAMES!!!!
I wrecked that shit.

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