All comics by trisgx

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
the dracula fells ill and calls a DR
you have HIV
how?
your a dracula right
ye but how do i have HIV?
well you bite people and then suck their blood so in les you find a new food all you friends are going to be dead of HIV
oh my fucking god

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
can you help me my ship has crash landed on your planet and we have not power
mu..what do you need?
what do you use when your spaceship crashs
mu......oh ye we use this
they call it milk sir
lets hope this work and we can get home and watch the world cup

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
i did it i bater him for you now wheres my money
got any change for 20
NO
your jokeing you must have some change thats all you do is sit there all day asking people for change
no now give me my money i will kick the crap out of you like i did to him
find heres a 20

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
and your hear for useing heroin
yes DR i need help
ok i just need to ask you some things do you smoke
no
them things will kill you
i know

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
smokeky went to a bar
right out!
for what?
no fags can come in this bar
i am not a fag
no sir your a fag
no i am not a fag your a fag

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
mum toke little jonnyto the fram
mum i dont like the cows
mu........well i dont know what to say just bug them
what the hell is he on about?
YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE AND GO TO MCDONALDS AND GET COOKED
right you coming with me

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
what goes on at mcdonalds
right who wants burgers
moo!
right next cow
hello my friend
mooo!

 

by trisgx
6-26-10
at the office
what you prick
i am sick of you now jonny not truning in your paper work geting in late its over jonny your fired
you prick i have had it with you you fucking ass hole
sorry jonny what did you say
no its over you fat prick
put the knife down you can have your job back more money

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
you piece of mother fucking shit
OH SHIT!!!
look what we got here boyz a mother fucking klansman
RUN!
ye you better run!

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
how
i want to help you
mu...ok...sure?
i want to help you kill the black ninjas
hahaha!
fuck you bitch!

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
Tristan perry was thinknig of a new comic
master tristan how is your new comic coming along
good thanks jonny
tristan goes on hes pc
some people are not happy with cow comics tristan perry owner of cow comics did a comic takeing the mick out of the KKK and some people are not happy with him
oh shit!
tristan perry talks on bbc1
i am sorry if some people are not happy with some of my comic and i sould not have done dat one on the KKK and i am sorry and next time i will think befor i do

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
rick fells like haveing some food
hello i will have some chips plase
what the fuck this is WHSmiths not the chipip
no i want some chips not a book thanks
this is not a chip shop m8 i am goign to have to ask you to lgo sir
find den pula you want a fucking fight do ya
kelly call the cops!

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
10 min later
come on you prick bring in on i will fuck you up
god shut up you prick
RIGHT YOU COMING WITH ME M8
come on bitch!
what the hell are you on about?
god its about time what where are my chips?

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
rick still think WHShitms is a chip sho[
no i am a cop
oh shit how can i help you?
do you use drugs?
WHAT? HAHAHA what you on about i mean mu... look robber!
rick pegs it
HAY GET BACK HERE!

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
chavo think he can better up the pimp
oh what you come back for more have ya
you fucking black shit
i would like to say sorry for being racist i am not racist but the guy in the white in part of the KKK
lol dont fuck with us
fucking black cutt

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
KKK goes to hes job
YO! what where you going to say bitch
you black...
you fucking raceist...
your one of them you must die!
i am going to fuck you up
kill the black one

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
hello there who are you
i am derick!
the zombies are coming we sould we do?
wait i have a book about it
i think that might just work
it says we sould get a wepon and kill them

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
sackey sackey and derick are get wepons
ok
lets go
m.u.h.e.l.l.o. .i.a.m
DIE!
ARW
hah killed the little fucker

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
a big bang and eve thing we dark
what the fuck happed?
some one bombed the wastland and killed all the zombies
do you think it could do the gov?
i dont know i could not be i mean its a gov and he would not kill hes own men
3 day later
hello if any one if alive wait for the army to pick you up your be safe
den twats

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
sackey sackey finds him self on a ship
....where am i
your on the star king!
what the fuck where is derick?
who oh shit
HAY ITS YOU GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
fuck off!

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
word bitch how you doing
where did dat fucking blue thing go?
dont know dats the good stuff on the way back can we go back to london and get some more herion
mu... ok but 1th where is my soinc pen?
here it is
ok now lets go back to london!

 

by trisgx
7-25-10
let see what DR WHO is doing
can we go back to london and get some more heiron DR?
ye and i need to find my self a slut to take with us
hahaha ye right back to london
have you seen my soinc pen?
you gave it to dat blod girl
shit i need to stop get drunk

 

by trisgx
7-26-10
Dr who and jonny go back to london
now let find a dealer and find me a girl
yes we made i back to london
you got the shit
ye i got it u got $5000
Dr who meets up with jonny
you got it
ye i got it now i just need to find a girl

 

by trisgx
7-27-10
sackey sackey wants to buy a new comic but he dont have £1.50
god i need £1.50 to get hero the comic
yes £1 £1.50 ha ha now i can buy a chips
as sackey sackey is thinking a rich man walks past
but would i go for the tramp
haha need to keep this money safe there is £1000 here
right i am going for the tramp
mu.. dat man looks rich with dat case of money i am going to mug him

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