Music Super(Star)market: Watch It Wiggle?

Author: umfumdisi

Date: May 11, 2004

by umfumdisi
5-11-04
In my Brutal Youth, When I Was Cruel, I ate only Blood & Chocolate.
Later, I was Mighty Like A Rose and felt like the King Of America.
Alas, I proved to be merely This Year's Model.
I didn't know what to do with All This Useless Beauty inside.
Rather than remaining Almost Blue, I decided to Get Happy!! I sold my name so that I'd no longer have to Punch The Clock.
Yes, I've sold out. Next time you see me, I'll be ELVIS COSJELL-O. And this week when you buy three boxes of me, you get a free package of Anne Sofie Von Otter Pops.