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| Senator Kerry, do you prefer cutting benefits for veterans or funding euthanasia for retired Republicans? | |
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| That's a tough question. We will have to cut back on military spending in some ways, but killing old Republicans is usually a good thing. I'll get back to you. | |
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| Senator Kerry, would you rather roll your mother in flour and fuck the wet spot or kill your wife, cover her body in ketchup (or catsup) and eat the rotting corpse? | |
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| Well, families are the basis of a stronger America, so procreation is important, but the second option sounds quite appealing. I'll do whatever's best for America. | |
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| Finally, Senator Kerry, do you prefer pancakes or waffles? | |
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| Pancakes! No, waffles. And don't forget, kids, nothing says metal like a killer accordian solo. | |
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