IVYTA! Introduction (Tune of Jumping Jack Flash)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 12, 2004

by umfumdisi
10-12-04
Ivy was born in a crossfire hurricane...
Where's William F. Buckley when you need him?
Ivy was raised by toothgnip the bearded fag.
No, no, Ivy. You slap first, then tickle.
Ivy was drowned, washed up and left for dead.
Mmmm...saltwater baby!