IVYTA! Act One: Instruction

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 12, 2004

by umfumdisi
10-12-04
Grammar School
Ivy, you mustn't try to rise above your station in life.
Okay.
Middle School
Ivy, you are a naughty little whore, and God hates you.
I'm just a fill-in. Ivy skipped class.
High School
Remember, Ivy, the will of the people means nothing. The will of God rules all.
If God doesn't have a vagina, then I don't care about "His" will.