IVYTA! Act Three: Movie Theater Extra Butter Flavor

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 12, 2004

by umfumdisi
10-12-04
Recalling her past as a beardless goatling, Ivy becomes a champion of the poor and downtrodden.
I thought I was supposed to ignore the poor and downtrodden?
Did I teach you nothing about compassionate conservatism?
And so the masses give their heroine a new name.
IVYTA! IVYTA! IVYTA!
IVYTA! IVYTA! IVYTA!
However, Ivyta has dicounted the hypnotic power of the upper class.
You will use your wealth and power to usurp Ivyta. And you will give me a back rub.
Yes, I will stop the spread of Ivyta. And do you prefer scented or unscented oils?