Why choadwarrior Would Never Live In The South 3

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 13, 2005

by umfumdisi
2-13-05
A few years ago, Tennessee passed the so-called Roadkill Bill. The bill was turned into a law which allows
What the hell are you eating?
motorists to collect and take home any animals they run over (and happen to kill) with their vehicles.
Possum Pancake. Mmmmmm-Mmm. Ran over it myself.
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen or heard!
The benefits? The state DOT saves money on critter cleanup, and citizens enjoy free "roadkill delicacies."
Damn, boy, don't yoo eat sushi?
Yeah, but I don't run over it with my yacht.