Wimmin Be Troublin (tribute to DragonXero)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 9, 2005

by umfumdisi
4-09-05
Hi there. Wow! You look just like this girl I used to date in high school.
Maybe he'll go away if I don't acknowledge him.
She was really into Dio, so I took her to one of their concerts. She got a backstage pass; I didn't. I think she's still married to their drummer.
Hmmm. If I stop breathing and moving, maybe he'll think I'm a mannequin.
Are you some kind of mannequin? Hey, in that case, you won't mind if I take off your shirt!
Damn.